A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but
they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it
under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says,
"Discus", and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding
and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says,
"Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll
of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing."
