There was I, this afternoon, idly looking at patchwork patterns 'cos I have some Charm squares to use...free patterns it says...but you have to sign up first for the newsletter and that means choosing a feckin' password and a user name, which I honestly can't be bothered with and anyway the stupid newsletter will just add to the clutter in my inbox...
So I had a shower instead of thinking of a password and a user name and the top on the shampoo has gone funny...sort of squashed inwards so the shampoo won't come out no matter how hard you squeeze the silly bottle...wonder for the umpteenth time why the makers of said shampoo can't just put a perfectly ordinary screw top on the bottle...anyway I squidged it and the top flew off and a big glob of shampoo landed in the shower thingy...
Murphy was sitting on the side of the shower thingy...he loves water you see, the sudden blob of shampoo made him jump straight into the water...poor little chap. Didn't much care for his feets getting wet...
I had Camembert cheese with fancy crackers for lunch...the cheese stinks to high heaven...but it is delicious...Tesco's sell the proper stuff from France...not the pretend Camembert that costs almost as much and is made on an industrial estate somewhere in the depths of Birmingham...or Dublin in our case.
Trouble is, everytime one of us opens the 'fridge door both the kittens are there in a shot...scrambling to get inside...they lust after my cheese...don't care for Himself's 'cos he eats Cheddar with Cranberries or Cheddar with Nettles...honestly.
Himself brought two boxes of fancy biscuits and a huge box of Dairy Milk chocolates home from the shop today...he'd only gone for dog food and milk. I can't abide Dairy Milk...too sweet and sickly, so I expect they'll be one of his Christmas treats...hope he finds a cheap box of dark chocolates for me.
I have my own personal tin you know...just a little fancy tin I keep on my desk with salted Cashews and some nuts mixed with dried Olives which are so totally moreish...
Same with those ultra delicious Belgian biscuits...I squirrel those away otherwise he'd eat the lot...the chocolate on them is dark and slightly bitter.
Just going to have supper and then I can get back to the book I'm reading...it's called The Prayer of the Night Shepherd by Phil Rickman...it's good so far. The last book I read was called The Killer Next Door by Alex Marwood...it was really very funny and ended brilliantly...
See you all tomorrow...sleep well.