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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket but she

couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a lad stocking the shelves, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The lad replied, 'No madam, they're dead.'

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Mavary

Ha ha! Makes sense doesn't it?

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megannell

" Hahahahaha..Nikkers..you couldn't make it up..lol...Megan."

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casper99

Lol. xx

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Sheilab123

Good one Nikkers! xx

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winterrose-23

Love it :)

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DozyDormouse

Love it.

Dozy 😁😂🐀 x

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rubyred777

Good one 😁😁 xx

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Azure_Sky

Smart lad! lol!

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:P

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jimmyw123

ha ha ha :D :D great one that Niks :D

love jimmy :D xcxxx :)

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jimmyw123

ive got to share his one with you Nikky, as it just happened yesterday, a mate of mine kindly brought me some home made soup [lovely] :) ,, but also brought a cooked chicken, still hot, in the polythene wrappings etc.

he said jokingly, its as fresh as can be,,, any fresher and it would be running about :D

i tore a little of the polythene away, stuck an egg in it :D put the polythene back,,," FRESH " i said ," HAVE A LOOK AT THIS !!! "

well:D for a second" i had him" , but a good laugh was had by all :D,, jimmy xxx :D

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Nikkers

Oh, I love that Jimmy. Lol. You're like me - you have a whacky s.o.h. Makes the world go round though. Happy days. Love Nikki XX

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jimmyw123 in reply to Nikkers

i have noticed that myself Nikki, :D we do have a similar sense of humour. :D

As you say though, a little laugh makes the world go round , your so right Nikk,

All the very best, may your chuckle muscles keep working well :D

kindest thoughts and regards

jimmy xxx :),

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