Government have decided their Anti pollution and clean air efforts need to be paid for! Due to great movement to improve air quality it is going though parliament to pass a exhale tax. It has been found after years of research that the average human exhales 15 times a minute. This has found to be detrimental to the environment as it is all the bad things that are coming out. So to help clean this up the money will partly go to improvident to air quality 10% and the remainder to the higher wage bill of the MPs and to clear the bar bill. The amount that will have to be paid by all humans over the age of 18 will only be 1p per exhale. This will also be controlled under licence by WONGA as they realise a few people that are not MP's may not be able to pay the £78,000 required to pay this tax bill and may need a short term loan to keep the tax man happy.
Once this goes though parliament it was leaked by an insider that they are at the green paper stage of the Flatulence And Rectal Trauma Act (F.A.R.T.A 2014) which will not allow people to break wind in the workplace or public buildings and will have the same fines in place as the smoking laws!
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Bloomin Nora, due to both ends exhaling this is gonna cost me, but I will fight it and say I shud have 2 exhales for every penny as I can't breathe out all in one go, lmao. X Sonia x
Exhaling into a paper bag and posting it to the third world a trick from industry where carbon offsets are the normal answer.
We are lucky, our local councillors are heroes as reported on TV on Call the Council. Enjoy the programme but like everyone I know cringe every time and its a lot, they are called local heroes. You would think they worked for nothing. Joyce
He has them on every forum FarmerD, will you join with me in forming the Personal Emissions National Insubordination Society? This must be fought at the highest level up to, and including, Civil Disobedience. Whatever is in the wind we must fight!!!!!!!!
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