The Road Trip.

[eightyplus]

My Cajun friend used to have a job as a long-haul truck driver,

and on one particular trip, had been out on the road for

three straight weeks. As he is driving through Nevada, he

stops into a house of ill repute just outside of Las Vegas.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and

says, "I want de ugliest woman you got in de house, and a

meat sandwich !!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for

that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies

and a three-course meal." The Cajun replies, "Listen Cher,

I knows what I wants. I ain't sexy. I'm just homesick."