I made my girlfriend’s dreams come true and married her in a castle. You wouldn’t have thought it though from the miserable look on her face as we were bouncing around!
After having sex with Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are two things you all need to know. First, she really is as sexy as hell, second, the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable bastards with no sense of humour!!
Took the other half to a Disco last night. There was a bloke on the dance floor giving it large, breakdancing, backflips, moonwalking, the works. Other half says "That guy proposed to me 20 years ago, and I turned him down." I replied " looks like he is still celebrating"…
The Queens Royal Corgis are delighted to see Prince Phillip back at The Palace as they will no longer be blamed for peeing on the sofa!
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him...
Love from Bobby xxx