~~~~~~~~~~~~A SENIOR MOMENT

[KingoftheCocktails]

......A senior moment

I have a problem with my house, it has two stories and it has stairs.

When I use them I have to stop midway to catch my breath.

My problem is that, when I'm ready to start again,

I can't remember if I was going upstairs or downstairs.

KOTC

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[Hidden]

KOTC> It is no longer called a Senior Moment, in your case you definately had a

CRAFT moment

Cannot Remember A Flaming Thing. Good luck on the magical mystery tour of your house. Lol. Berwick

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Am I a 'Crafty B....r' then Berwick?

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Could be, maybe, maybe not,we will see. Berwick

[ann1webb]

or maybe a Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,

Upstairs, downstairs, moment

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to ann1webb]

But not in my Ladies chamber ann

[Hidden]

Hi, King. Wise words. I think it was you that mentioned Elvis P. Tonight, on ITV, there is a prog. "The Nation's Favourite Elvis Songs"

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I will be watching

[Mavary]

You don't know whether you are coming or going do you?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary]

I think I went there before I came back Mavary

[appyalison]

Very familiar to me, king. I usually can tell. If i need a wee, I was on my way up. Otherwise, I give up and make a cup of tea. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

What a good idea Alison, Now was that tea or coffee

[dall05]

That's the problem with living in a Mansion or is it a Castle fit for a King. Maybe its time to downsize and move to the gate house at the end of the long drive eh' King.

Hope your enjoying Elvis, I am.

Tony

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

You are ALWAYS ON MY MIND Tony

[dall05 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

come on King, lets have a 'LITTLE LESS CONSERVATION AND LITTLE MORE ACTION' eh'

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

You can do the action and I will do the talking if that's OK by you Tony

[dukes]

I seem to remember the Grand Old Duke of York had much the same problem, King, so you're in good company !

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dukes]

That's fine by me dukes

[mahunamoon]

Oh dear,.......... well I dont have stairs anymore, but you could put stickey notes on your shirt/jumper ect, now what I really miss about no stairs and ( I used to have 2 flights aswell) is when I hear a noise in street ect, I think I will just go upstairs and look out of the window (nosy) lol true, and also when I could get up the 2 flights, the top one had a dorma window and I used to watch the moon and stars, mind boggling, amazing, so I do miss my stairs, but now I have to be positive cos it was just to painfull to use them,......... by the way I recorded Elvis, to watch later cos my dog wasnt well tut, never mind shes ok today phewwww Joan x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon]

Forgot.I live in a bungalow!!! Joan

[mahunamoon in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

oh you na na lol

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon]

You are cheeky Joan

[mahunamoon in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

who mwar lol