.....That's what they taught me when I went to school..........KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

....................................With my hands on my head

With my hands on my head what have we here

This is my main thinker my teacher dear

Main thinker, main thinker, knicky knacky knocky knoo

That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my eyes what have we here

These are my eye blinkers my teacher dear

Eye blinkers, main thinker, knicky knacky knocky knoo

That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my chin what have we here

This is my chin wager my teacher dear

Chin wagger, eye blinkers, main thinker , knicky knacky, knocky knoo

That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my chest what have we here

This is my cough chester my teacher dear

Cough chester, chin wagger, eye blinkers, main thinker, knicky ,knacky, knocky, knoo

That's what they taught me when I went to school.

With my hands on my toes what have we here

These are my toe tappers my teacher dear

Toe tappers, cough chester, chin wagger, eye blinkers, main thinker, knicky, knacky, knocky . knoo

That's what they taught me when I went to school

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Because 'that's what they taught me when I went to school' !!!

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[chellshock]

You are far from stupid KOTC. Am loving the jokes you up put to make us all chuckle x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to chellshock]

Gee, you are just GREAT chellshock

[longlungs]

Top of the morning to you KOTC get your tongue round that sounds a little Ken Doddy with your knicky knacky knoos.have a great day,Got my smokey nurse this afternoon,havnt seen her since before my give up day so am looking forward to her smile today,they have tried so very hard for many years with my habit,even advising on occasions not to due to certain circumstances,will be velly very good me thinks. Jane

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

I hope by now you are surrounded by smiles Jane

[Toci]

Was that school approved, KOTC?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

Very much so, my mother apparently approved of me going there Toci

[mahunamoon]

Hello again KOTC still new but making some posts ect, you always make me chuckle its a great help when me or anyone else is a bit down thanks, methinks I went to that school as well btw my school was not approved, however it may have been an approved school, no wonder I spent so much time away from home as a kid lol. x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon]

Not my mahunamoon ! Surely you were a top of the class teachers pet.

[mahunamoon]

Morning KOTC I wish hahahahh you are sooo funny, well I was away from home for 3 years seems like a sentence aye, my mum used to say if you dont behave yourself we will send you away lol well it happened, however I did hate school actually, and they were allowed to hit you then, hahah and they did. bless yur Joan x