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An attractive blonde from Wales arrived at the casino.She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand pounds in a single roll of the dice.

She said ''I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude,''with that she stripped from the neck down,rolled the dice and with a touch of Welsh yelled''Come on baby ,Mama needs new clothes!''

As the dice came to a stop,she jumped up and down and squealed,''Yes! Yes!,I won,'' she hugged each of the dealers,picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally,one of them asked,''What did she roll?'' The other answered,''I don't know- I thought you were watching''.

MORAL OF THESTORY

Not all Welsh ladies are drunks,not all blondes are dumb.

..........But all men are men!!!

Richard

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sillywitch

ROFLMHO Oh King you know us Welsh women are not stupid we just let people think we are LOL

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I give in that was really funny! :d

I didn't realise you were in that casino I would have bought you a drink :) :) :)

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dall05

Surely your not suggesting that us men would be distracted by a naked good looking blonde, eh' King.

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scrobbitty

Loved that one and regretting dyeing my hair now LOL :)

nice one Joyce

What dice !!!!!! ;)

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undine

LOL nice to hear of an intelligent blonde for a change - thanks xx

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