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MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.

What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;

or whatever his name is. I forget!

and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...... the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!

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Two-timing sons of guns, they call here too ! :)

Jan, you stop tempting Mr Will Power, he's mine, I tell you !!!! :) x x x

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so his moved in with you, npwheeze. Hope he is keeping you satisfied and away from temptation --love annieseed xxx Keep company with the tena lady (SMILEY)

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He's mine, Annieseed, he's mine, all mine, I tell you... no sharing allowed :)

Hahaha!! that has put a smile on my face :) :)

How clever,that bought a real smile to my face this morning,yours was the only blog I could open,must be karma,I needed it!!! Txs. Xxx

How clever,that bought a real smile to my face this morning,yours was the only blog I could open,must be karma,I needed it!!! Txs. Xxx

Magic :) :)

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phillips1

I always said that Jandan was a bit of a goer, now she admits it. Promiscuous little bunny!

Love to Jandan from Bobby xxxx

PS Can I go on your list?

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libbygood

Don't know where you get the energy from Jandan, you can send Earl Grey down to me I like a bit of posh.

Lib x

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limbobimbo

Brill!

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winebuff

Loved it

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