An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
Lmao sound about right wowsa had a few of them in my time, alas no more, remember a night out with the lads, rolled home around 3 am, took my shoes off outside the front door so's not to make a racket, only to stand on a load of tin tacks, woke half the street let alone my own household, Ouch or words to that effect were uttered. Ureasonable !? Down right vicious 
That's not showing a very nice sense of humour in getting her own back! Hope you stopped the house keeping allowance for a while!
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