Pick up the nearest book.
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Count down to sentence number 5.
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Have Fun!
(PS Please keep it decent - if it is rude - find another book! LOL)
My first one is ...
St Helena also has about 77 endemic species of Weevil.
kate ive been playin this game all day tday since a mate of mine sent me it via facebook yday lol! Its sooo funny....
Here's one i found in one of those classic and i mean classic hospital day room books 
'many operations were cancelled or postponed because of a dicker's instinct, honed on a thousand street corners, that 'something wasn't quite right.''
I read further tho as i had to find out wot a dicker was and in this book it is someone who regularly undertakes a drivin job!
Yup! I think Facebook is infected with this game at the mo! LOL
That's where I borrowed the idea from.
ive found a friend who's 22 on my ward here we're in different bays but she pops in here or i take o2 in2 c her we both spent ages in the day room searchin thro loads of books n really really some are quality. Nearly set us both off gigglin lol! Will im sure be back to play more of this game and see others entries tmoro wit my new friend....
Tis great to know that sumone else in this hospital is nearly my age! We're hopefully playin on piano 2moro porters portable o2 for me and evil ward sister permitting!!
How are u kate!? Xx
I mean, our boys haven't scored in ages.""
Make of that what you will!
The regular and insistent pace of such an exchange is familiar to us.""
Next time I'll try to make sure that the nearest book to hand isn't a text book.
Some of the individuals have really put their hands up and grown in stature over the last 12 to 18 months.
Quite a profound one, considering it is in a humourous book on cricket
ALDRIN ""Yes,they were right on""
from the NASA Apollo 11 Mission reports (vol 2)
nerdy or what?-incidentally, Buzz at the time of Apollo 11 was a ""32nd degree Mason advanced through Commandery and the Shrine"" -I often wondered if he took his ""apron"" up to the moon ??
From MY BOOKY WOOKY by Russell Brand
There was a girl called Lucy who quite liked and had expressed my effection towards through the left field ritual of the ole ""diddle-di -diddle-di"" game.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
From a book of quotations in a primary school!!
My intial thought was that I had yet again been mistaken for a young gay man on the look out for some action.
From ""Jonathan Ross' Why Do I Say these things?
5th sentence
""What's the matter?""
5th line
cheese on his lower lip.
The Runaway Jury - John Grisham.
Neither of which sounds particularly exciting / interesting - sorry
'Winnie-the-Pooh read the two notices very carefully, first from left to right, and afterwards, in case he had missed some of it,from right to left.'
Carol "",I said.
from The Venus Files JG Ballard complete short stories vol1.
'These vegetables should be in chunks, rather than neatly diced.'
From 'A Household Legacy' (which is a cookbook), by Amanda Goodfellow.
'Mud People had several theories as to the origin of their structure'
Artemis Fowl and The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer
'They would shuffle on to the stand chewing jelly beans, stare inquisitively at the variable shading on the charts and then begin to comment into thin air, to each other, or sometimes to those of us who awaited eye contact with an eagerness born of stand fatigue.'
A little piece of England - my adventure as Chief Executive of the Falkland Islands by Andrew Gurr.
Both sexes, similar, light brown and with no very obvious distinctive features.
On the Marbled Duck from Birds of Britain and Europe.
Don't forget to switch them off before moving away!""
From the official DSA guide to driving!
In the most congeial way possible, Leo Rosner had survived to become a typical Melburnian.
Searching for Schindler by Thomas Keneally.
I was mesmerised by Prince, the amount of times Mum would catch me miming to his songs and practising that bit where he jumps up and down does the splits during ""House Quake.""
From Alan Carr's ""Looks Who its is.
A childrens story book is about to hit the shops around September time
