Coat grabbing time...........

A man awakes in hospital after a serious accident and,horrified,shouts ""Doctor I cant feel my legs""

""I know"" the doctor replies,""We,ve amputated your arms!!""

and on a lighter note...

2 Dyslexic men walked into a bra.

and did you hear about the dyslexic atheists who dont believe in Dog.?

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I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, its P something T something R.

So I was reading this book today, The History of Glue, and I couldn't put it down.

Its okay, I'm going....