1;Every night when Gordon Brown goes to sleep a bulldog is placed in a rocking chair by his bedroom window to fool snipers.
2:If you play Shania Twains Greatest Hits loud enough,swarms of wasps will gather at your window and line dance.
3:Special Yellow Gibbons are being bred to be tied around an old oak tree.
...and courtesy of Vic Reeves; A badger in an afro throwing sparklers at the Queen !!
Are you sure you haven't been bitten by one of them Selafield Bats?
Weird stuf! LOL.
In Africa, Mozambique, I think, they have trained Giant Rats to sniff out land mines.
What??-line dancing wasps are weird??????-not in my world.
will the world end
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