Artie and his friend are victims of the recession and have been reduced to begging outside their local Tesco,after a fruitless days begging ,Artie spots a pound coin on the ground-in their deperation ,both men make a frantic grab at the coin-in his rage,a red mist descends and Artie strangles his friend,before the horror of what he has done sinks in,two members of the public who have witnessed the event come dashing towards Artie to apprehend him,a blind panic overtakes Artie and he strangles the two bystanders before the police arrive and take him away.
The headlines next morning read:
""Artie chokes 3 for a pound at Tesco!!!!!!
keeping my son off school
What to do with a toddler in an attack 
