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This ditty came to me this morning:

I have a little problem, it really is a pain.

You see I drop a tablet and it's never found again!

I keep a handy pill-box on a table near my bed.

The bed it hides the tablets, they'll find them when I'm dead.

Why was she hiding pills here, they'll utter in surprise.

They're going to find so many there they'll really raise their eyes.

But I'll be up in heaven and will not give a jot,

I'll just gaze down at them all and maybe laugh a lot.

Do you have this problem too and have you found a cure?

To stop me dropping tablets upon my bedroom floor.

Jean

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George22 profile image
George22

That’s me too,so funny .a lovely little ditto

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toGeorge22

Doesn't it drive you mad, especially if you're running low on that particular pill.

Love this jeanjeannie50 and 100% identify with the problem. πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒ

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply to

Thank you. I will never buy a bed again without wheels on. This one has trendy chrome type feet and I had the choice of either type. You live and learn!

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You do!! 🀣

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saulgerβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Jean, you can buy small blocks with wheels to place under the feet of beds, tables, fridges, etc to help move them:ebay.com/itm/324295754328?m...

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply tosaulger

Thank you, will have a look.

Think we can probably all relate to that Jean πŸ˜‚

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply to

I just feel that I do it a bit too often. Have to take thyroid meds as soon as I wake up and then heart one's an hour later.

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sotololβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Goodness I love you .

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Jalia

Great one Jean! Would apply to my husband perfectly !

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toJalia

Thank you. I feel sorry for your husband, but at least he probably has the strength to move the bed and find what he's dropped.

Jalia profile image
Jaliaβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Not so much strength now due to Parkinsons but we manage with torches as the bed has legs. Its amazing what you find .....πŸ˜…

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BobDVolunteer

Bloody marvelous Jean.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toBobD

Thank you Bob.

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Buffafly

I take mine in the kitchen, try not to drop in case greedy cat mistakes for crunchy 😟

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toBuffafly

Oh yes, would be problem with a cat, they're so inquisitive. I have to take my thyroid one the minute I wake up, then heart ones an hour later (still in bed then). It drives me crazy and always seems to happen when I'm running short of that particular tablet.

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Buffaflyβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Tricky, anyway thanks for πŸ˜‚

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Strongheart143β€’ in reply toBuffafly

I drop them too. I keep hoping the mice will eat them and disappear .

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Buffaflyβ€’ in reply toStrongheart143

😹

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dedeottieβ€’ in reply toBuffafly

Same here but greedy dogs. If I want them to take a tablet they force their mouths shut but If I drop one they both rush to hoover it up as if it were a lump of steak. So far No disasters but now I am super careful. X

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Buffaflyβ€’ in reply todedeottie

😺

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jeanjeannie50

Thank you John. I have to take a tablet the minute I wake up, then another an hour later, it needs that spacing between them. Then I have to wait another hour before I can have my breakfast.

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Jay10

Brilliant πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toJay10

Thank you Jay.

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Tyson4ever

Ace !

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toTyson4ever

Thank you tyson4ever.

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Hylda2

I put mine in the bathroom In a handy little pot

If they’re still there in the morning

I’ll know that I’ve forgot πŸ™„

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toHylda2

And do you ever drop them once they're in your hand? Or do you put the little pot to your mouth?

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Hylda2β€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Frequently!

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Coco51

πŸ˜ƒGreat ditty. My problem is dropping them on the kitchen floor and panicking that the dog might eat them before I find them!

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toCoco51

Thank you. Not having any pets now, I hadn't thought about the prospect of them eating the tablets before you could pick them up off the floor.

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belindalore

Do you keep them in a pill box? One of those that is a seven day box. I put my pills in a small plastic glass and "drink" them from the glass. Then drink my water to swallow them. Works for me. So far haven't lost any. I do lose them if I try to take one or two straight from the bottle they are in. My partner has shakey hands and I often find some of his on the floor. And we have 3 inside cats. Luckily most medicines don't smell too good so they don't seem to want to mess with the pills on the floor. Maybe it's something in the human make up. Once we start getting older we start dropping our pills. I have that under control with the way I do it. But what about all the other stuff I drop? πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply tobelindalore

I have mine in a seven day pillbox by my bed, which just contains my heart ones. My Warfarin ones which I take mid breakfast are kept in front of my PC. You've made me think that perhaps when taking them out of the pillbox perhaps I should immediately place them into one of those small plastic medicine cups. I will give it a go, thank you for the idea.

Jean

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belindaloreβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Yes that's a good idea. Hope it works for you. 😊

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Brad43

Yes, but not just pills. Most of what I drop is gone forever.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toBrad43

Its so weird how they completely disappear. With me they must have rolled under the bed as I search everywhere else.

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secondtry

Very good!! I agree particularly Accord Flecainide tablets seem to have been designed with wheels on.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply tosecondtry

Thank you. Yes, I think you're right about the wheels on them! Now I'm wondering why they don't make square pills.

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sotololβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Best suggestion ever.

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Frances123

Great Jean. I usually find any pills I drop thankfully but I have found pills, albeit very occasionally, that have been dropped and I’ve not even realised I have. Have no idea when or how! I have a cleaner once a fortnight and again very occasionally, there will be a tablet on the coffee table that she has found. Yes, I have a dos box but somewhere between opening that and tipping them into my hand one of the little beggars has made the great escape! x

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toFrances123

Thank you. You've hit on it Frances, it's the pills bid to escape! I think putting them in one of those little plastic medicine pots to transfer them to our mouth is a good idea, rather than holding them in our hand to do so. I'm going to give that a go.

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Frances123β€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Oh Jean if only you knew. Next to my pill box I have a dainty little glass dish about 2” square which I put the meds in ready to take. I can also see if I’ve taken them or got distracted. Then….somewhere between tipping them into my hand and before they reach the mouth which is about 2 seconds, one of the little so and so’s has been known to make a bid for freedom. I have been known to count the tablets in my mouth with my tongue just to make sure there is 4 there. x

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toFrances123

You've made me laugh. I think I'm going to use one of those little plastic medicine pots and tip them from there straight into my mouth. No holding them in my hand to drop. X

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Frances123β€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Yep, same here. Can’t let something as small as about 3mm get the better of me! x

A related problem is that if you have to cut a pill using a pill-cutter (in my case Sotalol which is a very small tablet) it often disintegrates or results in one "half" of the tablet being much larger than the other. This results in a lot of wastage. You could try tipping the pills from the pillbox onto a flat surface- if you then drop one then it's likely to fall back into the surface making wastage less likely.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply to

Thing is I'm in bed when I take them and just sit on the side of it to make it easier and I have a small bedside table. Once out of my pillbox these little blighters make their bid for freedom. Belinda has given me the idea to take them from my box and put straight into one of those little plastic medicine pots, then I'll take that straight to my mouth. I have to take two separate doses before I get up and they have to be at least an hour apart.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply to

So true about those pill-cutters too, they never cut equal sizes. I have two and I must say one is better than the other.

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Rhea11

Yes ..! Exactly thΓ t !! πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toRhea11

Those pills love to make their bid for freedom don't they!!!

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Rhea11β€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

L O L .. ! πŸ₯΄

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Morzine

Ha ha!

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toMorzine

Here I am trying to live a stress free life and those little blighter pills have to make their bid for freedom!

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Morzineβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Indeed I get four in my hand and go towards my mouth and always it’s the tiny bisoprolol that escapes.........!!!!!

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Patasquith

Two points, one, my mum hated taking her diuretics and after she died we found dozens under her chair where she had accidentally dropped them on purpose. Relates to your poem! Two, I have my tablets in foil and certain ones, riveroxaban and digoxin in particular, jump out of the foil never to be seen again.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toPatasquith

How do we keep sane! Your poor mum, I don't blame her for hating taking her tablets, but they're such a necessity when you have a heart or other serious complaint that may damage your body organs. I think square pills may be the answer to prevent us dropping them and at least (hopefully) they couldn't roll far.

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Dollcollectorβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

It happens to me too as l take mine in bed. It is usually among the bedding somewhere. I can never find it but my partner comes in the bedroom and finds it almost straight away. The trouble with having square pills, they would hurt your throat going down. Good poem by the way.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toDollcollector

You know, you're quite right, I didn't even think about having to swallow a square pill!

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Dollcollectorβ€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Can't win can we, but that is the least of our troubles.

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Cha275rL

Oh brilliant Jean. That was me this morning…..never to be found.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toCha275rL

Thank you Cha. It's enough to drive you mad isn't it - all that searching and the mystery of where the pill's gone. I get a torch, kneel down and shine it over the floor, but very rarely do I find the little blighter.

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Slidingdoors99

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxx

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toSlidingdoors99

It's enough to drive a sane woman like me mad!!! πŸ€¨πŸ€”πŸ™„πŸ˜£πŸ˜«πŸ˜ͺ

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Ticktoc

I dropped one of my bisoprolol I have laminate flooring and it managed to fall into the tiniest gap behind skirting board gone forever

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toTicktoc

It's really strange how things like that happen isn't it! It's like they're alive and making a last bid for freedom. I wonder if in a few hundred years time they'll be found and scientist will be enthralled to find out what they contained. This time now will probably me labelled 'the pill era'. πŸ˜‚

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UnsteadyArcher

A little pill, so tiny

a fraction of an ounce

but drop the damn thing on the floor

and watch the bugger bounce

it rolls under the cupboard

where lies a pile of dust

I clean it off as best I can

for swallow it I must

into the mouth it goes

and next the coffee glug

but did I really swallow it ?

or is it in the mug ?

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toUnsteadyArcher

Brilliant and I can identify totally with what you've said. Well done.

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Handelβ€’ in reply toUnsteadyArcher

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!!

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KipperJohn

πŸ˜‚So that’s why I keep my chiropractor so busy! β€˜Dropped tablet back’. Lovely post!

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toKipperJohn

Thank you John and hope you're back isn't too painful.

Handel profile image
Handel

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. You're not alone Jean!! xxxx

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reinaway

Love the poem Jean, my problem too! 😍

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reinaway

Me too Jean, such a problem!

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san_ray70

worst one for me is symvastatin. I take it at night, nine times out of 10 it is still on the table next morning.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply tosan_ray70

Hmm what with a poor memory, forgetting to take pills and then dropping them. Well there's no hope for us is there! πŸ˜…

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Niki_β€’ in reply tojeanjeannie50

Who did you write/ contact when your account got restricted?

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toNiki_

I thought it was restricted, but it wasn't. I left the forum and then tried to join back and post too soon. I sent an email to Helen who is listed at the side of this post.

I can't see her listed on here anymore, but ask any of the Admin on the BHF site.

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toNiki_

She is still on the BHF site, you need to go into a post before you can see her name at the side of the page. I'm using a PC at the moment.

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rideeasyloner

Just think though Jean how healthy your bed will be at the end of the day !!!

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply torideeasyloner

Or it could collapse in a heap. πŸ˜…

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Niki_

This happens to me but in my bathroom .. where do they go.????

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jeanjeannie50β€’ in reply toNiki_

It's a mystery! Lol.

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