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Here’s something to reflect on - source unknown but I really love the last one!

10 Points to Ponder as 2020 draws to a close ...😂😆😜

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

8. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money.

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Hennerton

Brilliant. Thank you for a good laugh. My favourite is hard to choose but I talk to my cat all the time, so I guess that is it. My son has just vetoed my daughter, who lives in the same village, coming to me with her three children on Christmas Day. He was horrified when he heard of my plan. I felt about two years old...

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jeanjeannie50 in reply toHennerton

I know that 'being made to feel small feeling well'. Why do our kids think they've taken over the role of being our parents now? My youngest daughter is always telling me what I should or shouldn't be doing. I peeled an apple before eating it recently and she saw me and said in a loud, horrified voice, "I can't believe you of all people are doing that". I didn't have a chance to say that's what my stomach prefers!

I'm going to her house for Christmas day and will be plied with food - I love that! She can mother me to her hearts content then!

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jeanjeannie50

Love that Sotalol. We can all do with a laugh in these troubled times. x

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Finvola

Thank you sotolol - a good belly laugh is a great tonic. Love the last one too!

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BobDVolunteer

Sorry doesn't everybody talk to their cat?

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sotolol in reply toBobD

I talk to any one. Especially cats and dogs and myself. 🤪🤪🤪

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daysyday1 in reply toBobD

I'd rather talk to my dogs, the cat just ignores me.

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marcyh

Too true! Had a good chuckle. Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks!

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Cat04

Brilliant 😂

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CDreamer

Brilliant!

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Frances123

Not only do I talk to inanimate objects, animals and myself but I answer as well! It’s surprising the answers I get! xxx

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irene75359

Love it! I was walking through the woods recently and I heard a man baby-talking and when I came into the clearing, he was crouched down petting his lovely dog! He was obviously highly embarrassed (unnecessarily) and marched off quickly.

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RoyM

I even talk to my wife....sometimes!

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sotolol in reply toRoyM

So funny you sound like my husband. I answer for him because he always tells me the WRONG. answer.

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Cha275rL

Hilarious 😂

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