Is this Wembly?* (Totally off topic)

[BobD]

Morning chuckle time.

Setting the scene. #2 son Mikey is a welder/fabricator much in demand by the local car scene. Several of the boys have units at an industrial complex near a vliiage called Gunn about five miles away. Today he has a huge job on there so left early.

7.15 am Sam rushes into bedroom and asks "Where has Mikey gone so early?" me sleepily."Gunn". S "Yes he's gone " Me -louder "GUNN " S "I know hes gone but where!" Me "FFS he's gone to Gunn." S "Why didn't you say so ". DOH!

* for the two people who haven't heard the joke. Two old gentlemen in a train when it pulls into a station. One says to the other "Is this Wembley? " No its Thursday" " So am I lets go and have a drink.

[CDreamer]

No laughs in our house this morning - Ireland lost!

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Based on performance of our cricketers in the Caribbean today, no laughs in our house either CD 😩

[Hilly22]

Good one Bob 😂

We have some hilarious misunderstandings in our house due to one of us being hard of hearing (it’s not me!)

Heres another one for you ...

A man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is going deaf. Doctor tells him to ask a question when her back is turned, first from 20ft, then 10ft, then 5ft, as a test.

That evening his wife is standing in the kitchen cooking. From 20ft he asks “What’s for dinner?” No response. He asks again from 10ft, no response. Then he gets 5ft away and asks again “What’s for dinner?”

She shouts “For the third time, it’s chicken”.

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🤣😂😅

[Morzine]

Grin