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[j-o-h-n]

Dear Members,

Please help by reminding me that today is my wedding anniversary....Thank you...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 12:03 PM DST

[Brysonal]

Hi j-o-h-n

Congrats.. how many years? 35 for me this summer!

Hope you remembered!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Brysonal]

Thank you.... just looked it up......32.....Thanks for reminding me and to check it out.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 12:18 PM DST

[reb77 in reply to j-o-h-n]

But your wife says it feels like 52?

[j-o-h-n in reply to reb77]

She included the time she was in jail for husband abuse.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 6:57 PM DST

[dockam]

Happy Anniversary Brother Live long and prosper

Randy

[j-o-h-n in reply to dockam]

Thank you Randy.... I think I'll get the date tattooed....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 12:19 PM DST

[NickJoy]

Happy anniversary 🎉

[j-o-h-n]

Thank you.... It's starting to stick in my mind.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 12:21 PM DST

[Tall_Allen]

Ask your wife to remind you.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Tall_Allen]

Grounds for murder.......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 12:26 PM DST

[spencoid2 in reply to Tall_Allen]

or just wait her mood will tell you when you missed it. will need a bigger bunch of flowers then.

[j-o-h-n in reply to spencoid2]

Mood?........... I can't remember if she's ever been in a bad mood........Does crying count?I always buy her flowers (edible kind only)... Thanks for the Hint...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 2:01 PM DST

[depotdoug]

A wedding and AnniversaryBrlliant. And together how coincidental.

For 32 years x 365 days = a bunch of time

[j-o-h-n in reply to depotdoug]

Never thought of that phenomenon......Thanks (for next year too, if around)...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 1:51 PM DST

[Karmaji in reply to j-o-h-n]

Sir J-O-H-N....reminder every day is an anniversary....especially at bedtime....

[Bethpage]

Happy, happy anniversary. Please do right by your wife! Seriously, congrats to you both!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Bethpage]

Do right? Just remembering the day (thanks to you) is doing right....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 1:53 PM DST

[Bethpage in reply to j-o-h-n]

29 for us last Saturday. Celebrating on Sanibel.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Bethpage]

Belated 29th congrats.......... enjoy the sun and fun (and the stuff) on the beach (while your wife is in the hotel room, watching TV)...... She's gonna hate me....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:38 PM DST

[Bethpage in reply to j-o-h-n]

Uh-oh. You replied to the beachcombing wife.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Bethpage]

With or without metal detector?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 6:08 PM DST

[Bethpage in reply to j-o-h-n]

With, of course.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Bethpage]

Check you bathing suit for a metal zipper/snaps.....If so keep your ears perked for a buzzing sound, that means she's closing in on you.......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 7:19 PM DST

[monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n]

How's she gonna find it?

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

Here's how:

Women can find one red pubic hair on a bald man's underwear when it's delivered clean and pressed to his blonde haired wife from the local laundry.....That's how...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:04 PM DST

[siouxbee19]

Only if you'll remind me, too! 5/18 for us as well, if I remember correctly.🤣

[j-o-h-n in reply to siouxbee19]

Double wedding (double cross)..... Congrats...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 1:54 PM DST

[siouxbee19 in reply to j-o-h-n]

Double entendre? 😉😂Congrats and don't forget!! 💍💒

[j-o-h-n in reply to siouxbee19]

Let's see.. A ring and A house........ Thanks for reminding me to call her at home.....(twice)....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 2:08 PM DST

[SPEEDYX]

You are beyond help!!!..No cure for short term memory loss....By the way today is your Wedding Anniversary!!!!

[j-o-h-n in reply to SPEEDYX]

What's today?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 1:55 PM DST

[Fuzzman77]

Good to hear it John!! Don’t forget.

[j-o-h-n]

Forget what?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 2:03 PM DST

[TeleGuy]

Don't forget to pick up the cake!!! Oh, did you order it?

Thanks for keeping some levity into our forum!

[j-o-h-n in reply to TeleGuy]

Thanks for reminding me.... I just sent my son out to buy us 3 packages of Twinkies.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:15 PM DST

[Kaliber]

Happy anniversary buddy, you must have a wonderful wife !

Just say’in 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[j-o-h-n in reply to Kaliber]

Thanks, she tells me that all the time.......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:16 PM DST

[Kaliber in reply to j-o-h-n]

Yayahahahaya and she’s obviously correct .😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[Fiddler2004]

HaPpy Anniversary !!!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Fiddler2004]

Thanks, but get off the roof.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:18 PM DST

[Fiddler2004 in reply to j-o-h-n]

LOL.... been off the roof for 3 years now. 🎻 Enjoy your day!

[monte1111 in reply to Fiddler2004]

I'm re-roofing my roof right now.

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

Did you hire Tarzan and his assistant Cheeta again?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:10 PM DST

[Nusch]

Happy anniversary and enjoy your special day with your wife. We will celebrate 30th wedding anniversary this August and I will surprise my wife with a trip to France.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Nusch]

Pre-grads..... nice to see France (take me with you as the luggage boy). I made arrangements to take my wife to Costco.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:20 PM DST

[HopingForTheBest1 in reply to j-o-h-n]

Make sure to fill up on gas at Costco. Just paid $4.55. A bargain???

[j-o-h-n in reply to HopingForTheBest1]

A bargain alright.... that's why I switched over to wind power for my car. I have a wind turbine on the roof of my car...... Only problem is going under underpasses and having to Disassemble it and Reassemble it..... (that's my wife's job)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:42 PM DST

[monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n]

Perfect anniversary gift - one day pass to Sam's Club. If you're going to Wal-Mart, wear a hat and mask.

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

Is the one day pass good for two? Do you know if Wally will let me in if I wear a mask and a hat or must I wear a hat and a mask? RSVP

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:21 PM DST

[Bvilkid]

Don't forget - your anniversary is next week.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Bvilkid]

I think you meant next weak........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:22 PM DST

[Hidden]

Today is your anniversary! You kids have fun! ❤️❤️❤️

[j-o-h-n in reply to Hidden]

ahhhhhhhh thanks..............I always have fun..... she's a different story however......❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:24 PM DST

[Echotango51]

Happy Anniversary, hope y’all have 32 more.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Echotango51]

OOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭next honeymoon, It's my turn to lock myself in the bathroom and cry................

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:29 PM DST

[monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n]

Just turn the door knob, j-o-h-n, turn the door knob.

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

Got no clock...... so can't tell, turn clockwise or turn counter clock wise.....It ain't easy being Greek....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:25 PM DST

[Darryl Partner]

Your family is love. Thank you for being part of our community.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Darryl]

Ahhhhh thank you Darryl, (and thank you for being a good sport).....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 5:31 PM DST

[westof]

Hmm... Guessing that you still live on Loooong Island. So here is the plan:

1) Jump on the expressway and and beat it to JFK or LaGuardia and jump on the 1st available flight to the Bahamas (I really like Paradise Island).

2) Spend a GREAT week there and then call her.

3) Explain that you have suffered from a temporary bout of insanity (plausible), or, amnesia (highly unlikely!)

4) THEN invite her down (meeting her at the airport with roses and contrition) and party!!

Just hope that she is not armed and still loves you ( and your never-ending line of BS), as we all do 😍!!

Best,

AJ

[j-o-h-n in reply to westof]

I'm between JFK and LaGuardia but she won't let me fly (need tickets).....Can I make it there by bus? (BS = Bus Service?)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 6:05 PM DST

[westof in reply to j-o-h-n]

😅😅😅

[RayNoel]

Congratulations John and happy happy anniversary to you and your wife..🥳 My Dad and Mum have been together for 68 years. 7 of those years with APC. Dad is still with us at 90. Wishing you many many more anniversaries together.Sorry this message is a late reminder. In Melbourne Aus its the 19th May. 😘

[j-o-h-n]

Thank you Kerrie. May your dear Dad and Mum reach 75 years together. Diamonds must be exchanged as gifts at 75 years. Tell them to start saving up to buy some diamonds or just save up for some marbles as substitutes. He will be 97 years old when he hits the 75 year mark. Give him my regards and best wishes to enjoy his life in the OZ. Of course give them both hugs and kisses..........(on the 18th)...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 7:13 PM DST

[RayNoel in reply to j-o-h-n]

Thank you dear John. I will do that and hugs and kisses back to you and your wife on your special day. Best wishesKerrie 😘😘😘

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[lewicki]

On this day you are now allowed to have sex

[j-o-h-n]

hahahahahahaha 9.5 on the laugh meter............. thanks

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 7:32 PM DST

[erjlg3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Happy Anniversary to the both of you. I bet these were some funny years🤪

🌻Jackie

[j-o-h-n in reply to erjlg3]

They were until we were having sex one day and she said to me: "Look, would you rather I was having sex with Tom Cruise and thinking of you?"

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 7:44 PM DST

[erjlg3 in reply to j-o-h-n]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CAMPSOUPS]

Its gettin late their in the eastern time zone.Light the candles (that you stuck in the twinkies you mentioned) and exchange pleasantries. Seriously hope you two enjoy your special day/evening.

[j-o-h-n in reply to CAMPSOUPS]

Don't tell my wife...... but my son and I knocked off the Twinkies...........Thank you for your wishes and advice ....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 8:16 PM DST

[lincolnj8]

Happy Anniversary. I suggest a large bowl of chocolate ice cream to celebrate. Enjoy. lol

[j-o-h-n]

42 Years? Oy Gevalt and you two still communicate? Sign language... 3 wives = 3 alimonies, no thanks..... 2 is enough........ Mummification is a step up Pca........ Thanks for the congrats....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 10:03 PM DST

[j-o-h-n]

Best idea so far.......... Thanks............(do I have to share with her?)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 10:05 PM DST

[j-o-h-n]

NO WHAT? MY WIFE FORGOT THE DATE..............

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 11:13 PM DST

[Aodh]

Happy anniversary to you both, with many more to enjoy. And thank you to you for the humour, it’s appreciated.

Hugh

[j-o-h-n in reply to Aodh]

Oh Thank you....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:43 PM DST

[ARIES29]

I second that, Happy Anniversary to you both also & keep that sense of humour going, we need that.

[j-o-h-n in reply to ARIES29]

I'll try.......... but I'm running out of steam........Thank you..

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:44 PM DST

[Lousab]

Happy anniversary John!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Lousab]

Thank you sir.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:45 PM DST

[Quick2019]

Wishing your both a great day and many happy returns!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Quick2019]

Your wish worked, thank you....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:42 PM DST

[Realistic]

Happy Anniversary to you and your partner hope you have a very special day. Sheilax

[j-o-h-n in reply to Realistic]

Thank you..... I was praying for a very special night too......... maybe next year?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:47 PM DST

[Fight11]

Happy Anniversary and many more beautiful years to come!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[j-o-h-n in reply to Fight11]

Thank you and to the both of you....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:48 PM DST

[reichel]

Mazel tov to you. 42 years for me soon. Two goals for me 50 yr anniversary and be there for grandson Bar Mitzvah in 11 years. That is the plan

[j-o-h-n in reply to reichel]

Mazel to 8 and 11 years more. Don't tell me I have to start saving up for the Bar Mitzvah..L'Chaim

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:51 PM DST

[old64horn]

Happy anniversary. I wish you many more with health and happiness.

[j-o-h-n in reply to old64horn]

Thank you and lots of health and happiness to you and yours.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:53 PM DST

[hopeful1956]

Congrats on your 32nd wedding anniversary j-o-h-n. My husband and I just celebrated 38 years early May!

[j-o-h-n in reply to hopeful1956]

You beat us by 6 years.......... belated congrats.....(thank you)...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:54 PM DST

[Channelhomec]

Happy anniversary John god bless

[j-o-h-n in reply to Channelhomec]

Thank you and God Bless you........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:56 PM DST

[Panas]

Happy anniversary to both of you!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Panas]

Thank you Panas.....Hola

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 1:58 PM DST

[BigTex3]

Happy Belated Anniversary. 32 years for us in December. Headed to Mexico on Saturday for some vitamin D treatments. Started taking Papaya extract to hopefully bring up my platelets.

[j-o-h-n in reply to BigTex3]

Thank you and pre congrats for tie score between us...... Hope for the best in Mexico and vit D.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:01 PM DST

[HopingForTheBest1]

You definitely have no shortage of one liners. You're a breath of fresh air. Thanks for keeping us smiling.

😂🤣🙃👍

[j-o-h-n in reply to HopingForTheBest1]

Wow thank you for that........ wait till I tell my girlfriend oops my wife.......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:02 PM DST

[FRTHBST]

Congratulations! It's wonderful to have someone to share life with.

[j-o-h-n in reply to FRTHBST]

I know...... but all my drinking buddies were busy......(thank you BTW)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:04 PM DST

[Boywonder56]

Frying pan upside the head......hey j.o.h.n.......its your anniversry.......

[j-o-h-n in reply to Boywonder56]

I tried that..... dented the pan........ TY BW

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:05 PM DST

[Javelin18]

Just a reminder, yesterday was your wedding anniversary

[j-o-h-n in reply to Javelin18]

That's right..... Do I have to wish her "happy Plus 1"?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:06 PM DST

[Oct18]

Happy Anniversary!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Oct18]

Thank you Mr. Libra.............

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:08 PM DST

[DOJOMO]

Had my 41st anniversary a couple days ago on the 17th. My lovely wife had a card for me in the morning that made me remember . Dang don't usually forget to also have something for her also. But I told her I haven't forgot because I got all day. Needless to say I ran down, got a card so we could open ours together. Don't know what I would do without her. We all have our loved ones to give us that support and love we all need to get things going.Happy belated anniversary to you and the better half.

Have good days ahead to all.

Take care

[j-o-h-n in reply to DOJOMO]

That is a touching story about 41 years......... I just take the prior years card and change the date...... (whiteout is still available).....Thanks for the wishes and to you and her....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:11 PM DST

[Tonwantonga]

j-o-h-n, only 364 days left to plan your anniversary!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Tonwantonga]

Ohhhhhhhh shoot. You're the kind of guy who points out there's birdshit on my brand new car.....Thanks anyway.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:13 PM DST

[Tonwantonga in reply to j-o-h-n]

Hey j-o-h-n, you need to find a new tree to park under, the birds in that one are really making a mess on that new car ! you might want to put the top up, too.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Tonwantonga]

Ohhh thanks...... you mean the top goes up? Wait till I tell my wife.....Happy days are here again......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 05/20/2022 2:59 PM DST

[Yadifan]

Happy day after your anniversary j-o-h-n and Mrs. j-o-h-n! 32 years together is a blessing! 26 years for me & my guy. It's wonderful to find that special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I'm grateful for every day. I know you are also.

[j-o-h-n in reply to Yadifan]

ANNOY is the key word............. In sickness and in health and annoyance.... I do? Thanks for your blessing/wishes.... I deserve them LOL

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:18 PM DST

[barrybayarea]

Happy anniversary John! It is a blessing to have a loving partner by your side through this up/down ride. Love delivers more healing than all the medicines put together. Stay blessed and happy! 🤗

[j-o-h-n in reply to barrybayarea]

Thank you........ Partner? My God, she's the boss and I'm the horse.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:19 PM DST

[SeosamhM]

87 replies and counting! You are truly beloved. Thanks for reminding ME.... I have a month to remember... Congratulations.

[j-o-h-n in reply to SeosamhM]

One month to go....... em.... time enough to make your own anniversary card, from last years card (scissors copy and paste). Pre congrats to you both.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:21 PM DST

[SeosamhM in reply to j-o-h-n]

I just KNEW there was an easier way..... !

[j-o-h-n in reply to SeosamhM]

Arts and craft.....the wave of the future............. 🤡

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 10:39 PM DST

[SeosamhM in reply to j-o-h-n]

Macaroni art, here I come! Luv ya, babe...and there's even a spot on the 'fridge!

[CAMPSOUPS in reply to SeosamhM]

I smell Elmers glue and am seeing the faces of my 2nd grade classmates.

[SeosamhM in reply to CAMPSOUPS]

Yah...maybe it doesn't seem like yesterday, but not too long ago...

[j-o-h-n in reply to CAMPSOUPS]

I keep seeing their Obits....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 05/20/2022 2:56 PM DST

[CAMPSOUPS in reply to j-o-h-n]

Well there is that too.

When my wife and I were in our late 50's her aunt said with a stoic poker face:

"How old are you?"

58.

"Oh now is when more and more you will start to see people you know pass away".

Are you sure its Obits and not Orbs J-O-H-N ?

My wife would be interested. She see's ghosts.

[j-o-h-n in reply to CAMPSOUPS]

By any chance did she catch a glimpse of my ex-wife....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 05/20/2022 7:51 PM DST

[j-o-h-n in reply to SeosamhM]

LOL Forgot about the noodles........ raw or boiled........ Room on the fridge? WOW can I place some of my extra magnets on yours for safe keeping.... Got a few state ones that won't fit on mine (BTW what color Fridge, - that matters).....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 05/20/2022 2:54 PM DST

[Dsmejkal88]

Congratulations!! Chocolate covered strawberries are always a crowd pleaser! Enjoy the day!

[j-o-h-n in reply to Dsmejkal88]

You bet they are............. especially on a tummy..........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:23 PM DST

[KAgolf]

Happy Anniversary and hope it was a great day yesterday for you both. Last year we celebrated our 55th anniversary and end of hubby's proton treatment together --more of a celebration for him finishing that 1st leg of journey. This year I was taking him on cruise around the coasts of Spain and Portugal but cruise has been canceled....oh, well, we still have each other and 56th anniversary June 18

happy anniversary again, John

[dmt1121]

Very important to recognize the good stuff whenever possible. Happy Anniversary!

[j-o-h-n in reply to dmt1121]

That's what my dealer told me about "coke"..... Thank you for your "happy"......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:32 PM DST

[j-o-h-n]

To KAgolf

55 years? That's the speed limit..... I hope you make it to Spain/Portugal soon, don't wait until another cruise is available. Give both of you a shot in the arm away from the hustle and bustle of doctors and hospitals.....God bless you both.........(Thank you BTW)..

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 2:28 PM DST

[Metaldraft]

She must be angel

[j-o-h-n in reply to Metaldraft]

I think you meant angle,,,,, she sure knows every one to bust my jellybeans...but I love her (she's usually a right one).....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 6:55 PM DST

[Currumpaw]

Happy anniversary to the both of you? Any wedding cake left in a recess of your freezer --behind some packages of frosted up broccoli with long expired used by dates?

Maybe some chilled champagne?

Go for it my friend!

Currumpaw

[j-o-h-n in reply to Currumpaw]

Shhh don't tell my wife..... Wedding cake was in the Freezer behind my ex-wife's head...Geez I just noticed that my ex-wife was cross-eyed.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:14 PM DST

[monte1111]

32 years? I didn't know you could count that high. That abacus must have come in handy. Hope you bought some Twinkies for next year's anniversary. Will probably cost more than you paid for your car. I'm having son redo kitchen linoleum (I knew you were busy). Just hoping you all had a very nice evening. Please say hello to your writing staff for me. They are just getting better and better. Enjoy.

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

Easy... my wife taught me how to count by 1s. Abacus is very handy for back rubs (wheels up and down your back.... oooo wow). We plan on Hostess cup cakes (one each) for next year. Highjacked the car, thing to do in NYC. Remember plain vinegar to remove old stick down linoleum glue. I gave the staff off for my anniversary they will be back as soon as the police are through with them. Which is better, better or best or which is best, best or better?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:37 PM DST

[Garbonzeaux]

j-o-h-n,

Happy anniversary a day late.

We may be related. The 18th of months seem to be special in my family. My anniversary is March 18 and our son's birthday is Oct. 18. Also, my nephew and stepbrother have their birthdays on your anniversary. I have an easy time remembering the May 18 birthdays, since the stepbrother is well known enough that he shows up every year in the list of celebrity birthdays in the newspaper. Perhaps your wife could arrange a similar deal for you

[j-o-h-n in reply to Garbonzeaux]

Well I do have a mind of an 18 year old.. I wish I was 18 again.

So happy 18th to everyone in your family.

Well I used to be a celebrity until they took my title away.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/18/2022 7:46 PM DST

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:47 PM DST

[cancerfox]

You remind me of the play Romeo & Juliet, except in this case it's a comedy. Congratulations you two.

[j-o-h-n]

LOL....Thank you!!!

From the stage play Romeo and Juliet in the Philippines:

"Farting is such sweet sorrow.”

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 7:53 PM DST

[Haniff]

Happy Anniversary j-o-h-n to you and love one

32 is a good year, cheers ❤️

Haniff

[j-o-h-n in reply to Haniff]

Oops..... I must be careful of my response since English was not my favorite subject, Lunch was......

Thank you for your lovely post...❤️

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 05/19/2022 11:01 PM DST

[Haniff in reply to j-o-h-n]

❤️😊

[RonnyBaby]

It's a GOOD thing that you remembered - I know that my wife keeps better count than I do - I THINK this year will be 37 years ???? HELP !

[j-o-h-n]

Just keep mumbling "maybe 37" to yourself until you can locate the certificate (looking will drive you crazy).....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 05/20/2022 2:47 PM DST

[timotur]

Congrats John-- I'm going on 20 years to my first wife-- the first three months were great...!

[j-o-h-n in reply to timotur]

hahahahah now that's funny.... thanks... (I will use it in the future - I'll credit you)...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/25/2022 5:40 PM DST

[Izas]

Happy Anniversary John! ♥️

[j-o-h-n in reply to Izas]

Thank you very much.... Give your Father a hug and kiss for my wife's and my anniversary...Muchas gracias.... Dale un abrazo y un beso a tu Padre por el aniversario de mi esposa y mío.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/25/2022 5:50 PM DST

[westof]

Hmm... And a YANKEES Fan to boot!! I'm impressed!Lost sleep (or rather fell asleep) after their 11th inning win,

[j-o-h-n in reply to westof]

Here's a reply I sent to SPEEDYX yesterday.

That's a substitute hat.... I can't find my Riker's Island hat. I've had that hat for many years ever since I pitched for the child molester softball team...

85 years old and I still can pitch a no hitter against a no batter any day of the week....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/25/2022 6:17 PM DST