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Consultants? (Forgetaboutit)

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A new proposal.

From the sublime to the ridiculous. What say we form an 8-man group which mimics the Chippendale stripper/dancers? We can name our group “THE SHRINKERS”. All we need is a rolled-up sock placed in the front of our Jockey Briefs (taped of course) and Voilà we can perform at nursing homes and senior citizen facilities. All money earned goes to HealthUnlocked.

ONE TWO THREE KICK

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Tall_Allen

I'm told i don't need the sock

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j-o-h-n in reply to Tall_Allen

hahahahaha you got me there...

Good Luck and Good Health.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/15/2018 7:40 PM EDT

in reply to Tall_Allen

Can’t believe everything that you hear...

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adlerman in reply to Tall_Allen

probably just the error of paralex

j-o-h-n profile image
j-o-h-n

Sorry but Stormy Daniels is all tied up with litigation. Will Hillary do?

Good Luck and Good Health.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/15/2018 7:50 PM EDT

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Haniff in reply to j-o-h-n

Haha that tickles 😆

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Drphil1938 in reply to j-o-h-n

Oh!!!, You just killed the little bit of spark that I had left. Remember, Hillary drove Bill to extra-curricular activities.

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j-o-h-n in reply to Drphil1938

With my memory going.... I still think I can recall something about an intern named Monica who got a degree in "under the desk" jobs...

No doubt, Hillary could drive me to have a sex change...(and without anesthesia)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 06/24/2019 6:46 PM DST

Come the 29th, I'll have an inny, like a belly button...rofl :P

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j-o-h-n in reply to YouGottaBeKiddingMe

Better tie a string on it or you won't be able to find it.

Good Luck and Good Health.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/15/2018 7:58 PM EDT

in reply to YouGottaBeKiddingMe

Join Wayne said “ A mans gotta do what a man s gotta do. Also “ Half 5he stuff people worry about ain’t never going to happen . You’ll do fine. Ygkm

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gusgold

How about a pic of your high school sweetheart

i.ytimg.com/vi/MIz7V0V85Do/...

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j-o-h-n in reply to gusgold

That's not fair... you picked the picture when she wasn't wearing her makeup.

Good Luck and Good Health.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/15/2018 10:34 PM ED

in reply to gusgold

Still lookin good!

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j-o-h-n

ooooooooooooooooo yes do tell.

Good Luck and Good Health.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/15/2018 10:37 PM ED

I’m in .. I need the money.

Shrink this!

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DeanNelson

I may be shrinking but I have a jackhammer for an ass 🤪

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thevvy

Ya all bloody crazy!!!!! But I like ya!

SsgCulldelight profile image
SsgCulldelight

Ooh that's an awesome motivator.

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SsgCulldelight

Haaaaaa, yeah I like it

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larry_dammit

Don’t think one sock will do it now 😜😜😜😜😜

ROFL..... you guys are killing me!!! LOL Humor isn't a bad thing :)

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Emmett50

Please post when show tickets will be available in SoCa or Vegas.

Hugs, A Groupie

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j-o-h-n in reply to Emmett50

hahahaha members get discount rates....

Good Luck and Good Health.

j-o-h-n Wednesday 05/16/2018 7:03 PM EDT

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Break60

I need a boxing glove.... nothing there anymore!😢😰

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