Difficult thing I have ever done with the exception of recovering from viral meningitis. After 10 months of training and 10 years of struggle since the near fatal attack I have completed a half ironman triathlon.
The after effects I was left with meant that I had to have an extended period without being able to take part in vigorous exercise, having been a triathlete for over twelve years, to let them settle down. After five years, my neurologist told me, if they hadn't disappeared I was stuck with them and I am.
OK so here's the science and not so pleasant bits of what I've been left with: irritable bladder syndrome linked to changes to my metabolism, I can't drink alcohol, I developed an intolerance to cocoa four years ago, I am intolerant to phenylalanine (found in diet and sports drinks), I have Mollaret's Meningitis which causes the illness to flare up again although I'm not sure what triggers the attacks, I have a constant dull headache, my short term memory for names and route directions has largely been eliminated and I get tired and run down if I try to pack too much into too few days. Basically I am falling apart!
At this point I think I should point out that I am not a super fit athletic type. I run 6 miles in the time quite a few people run a half marathon, I creak and groan on a bike, my kid's Wii Fit registered me as 'Homer Simpson' and talking scales scream with terror when I get within ten feet of them.
Training for me meant taking things in baby steps and building up slowly. Slowly and progressively I was able to build up to longer runs, longer bike rides and longer swims. There were setbacks like viruses which seem to affect me more than they used to before I had VM. Indeed the weekend before the half ironman I had a cold so bad I couldn't get off the sofa and really doubted I'd make the start line the following Sunday.
Race day dawned after the hottest day of the year and with predicted temperatures of 32 degrees centigrade. Heat and a constant headache really don't mix but I have trained whenever we've had hot days and done other outside stuff like gardening when it has been warm to try and acclimatise. The problem with the British summer is working out on which two days it falls and this year it was clearly 18th/19th August, doh!
At 3.45 a.m. having had a breakfast likely to cause a Weight Watchers calorie counter to explode, I woke my family and we travelled to the venue. Everything was sorted, wetsuit on and into the River Great Ouse (could have been worse it could have been the River Pus I suppose) for the start. If you've never seen one an open water swim start in a triathlon is akin to 250 people swimming in a washing machine. 41 minutes and several bruises later I'm out and onto the 56 mile bike ride with the mercury already at 27 degrees C. After 20 miles I realised that my race saddle wasn't designed for long distances as my very sore backside took my mind off the heat, headache and aching limbs.
Three and a half hours later and I'm back into transition and out on to the half marathon with my coach (Peter Bryan who is working towards his level 3 coaching exam and needed a student) shouting encouragement at me and that I had four hours to finish in (everyone has to complete the race in 8.5 hours otherwise they are pulled out). At this point I must pay tribute to Peter who provided me with training plans, nutrition strategy, race tactics and the destruction of the extreme self doubt which at times set in. I had planned to run/walk the half marathon and did so which was good as it was 34 degrees in the sun.
I crossed the line in 7 hours 37 minutes and 48 seconds having consumed 4.5 litres of fluids (water and carb drinks) and used around 7,000 calories. So if you're listening viral meningitis (pay attention at the back) here's two fingers to you and the limitations you have placed upon me. I have completed the second most gruelling one day sporting event in the world (Full Ironman takes the title) intact and alive. OK so two days later I still can't walk very far and I have been so badly sunburnt I look like an inverted bar code even when I used factor 50 but you know what, I don't care. I have proven to myself and the viral meningitis sufferer community that even with life changing side effects if you put your mind to it and give it enough time the world is yours for the taking. I was going to say the world is your oyster but I can't eat them either.
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