Wife, “Yes, but I like some whipped cream on it. Should you write it down, so you don’t forget?”
Husband, “No, I will not forget.”
Wife, “Also, I would like strawberries on it. Should you write it down so you don’t forget?”
Husband, “No, I won’t forget.”
Wife hears him rattling pots and pans
Husband returns, “Here are your bacon and eggs
Wife says, “Where is the toast?”