When will I learn. Rule #1: Keep your trap shut in the exam room.
Since I forgot that rule, now I have appointments with a gastroenterologist, a neuro-ophthalmologist, a GI specialist, I must read a bunch of material before having a focused ultrasound treatment and I have to have an MRI on my c-spine in a few days.
What was different this time? Well the PA was really hot. The neurologist, Dr Bortan, is a mom. In the exam she pulled up my socks and nagged me about wearing shorts in winter weather.
The PA, Dr Lawton, asked a question and I couldn't shut up. She didn't need to know about the horse that kicked me in the face 30 years ago. Or that I self-medicate with AHT and Ozone and am planning on red/infrared treatment.
She set me up for all these referrals. There is an old Asian curse; May your life be filled with lawyers. A modern corollary might be, May your life be filled with doctors.