Be careful.....

[laglag]

This happened to a guy that lives a few miles from me....

I'm done helping people. I won't help anyone again ...EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or maybe I'm too stupid!!

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold. But this morning he had just vanished. Not a word ...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor! Yuck! That's the thanks I get for being good to people!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man. He is heavy set & wearing nothing but a scarf. He also has a corn cob pipe, a button nose & 2 eyes made out of coal. Don't bring him into your house. What a huge mess he made on my floor!

[John_morris71]

Sorry to hear that; but thank your stars that he did not steal, hurt or rob you and family. Stay safe.

[Hidden in reply to John_morris71]

Surely you realise...

[Nitro53 in reply to John_morris71]

Think about it

[MBAnderson in reply to John_morris71]

John, John, John, what ARE we going to do with you?

[John_morris71 in reply to MBAnderson]

Good one man !... LOL I was really feeling sorry and emotions took over.

[Oceanwind]

Haha- good one!

[faridaro]

I've seen a well rounded guy with a carrot nose

[GymBag]

Yea , ya cant be too careful. There used to be a guy that every winter about this time came to our house, drank all the milk and ate the cookies, but he always came with gifts, underwear and socks usually. Have not seen him since our children moved out on their own.

[allgokr]

Very funny

[Farooqji]

May be he is not okay mentally

[rescuema in reply to Farooqji]

haha. No brain and incontinent too (then he melted)!

[GymBag in reply to Farooqji]

maybe most of us are not ok mentally

maybe we already know that

living with the knowledge anyway

just doing the best we can

each in turn coming to grips with it

[Seamus6]

Reminds me of the old pub quiz question, a carrot and two lumps of coal found in a field but how did they get there! 🎅

[Godiv]

I love that one! It’s like the only joke I can remember well enough to tell LOL.😀

[MBAnderson]

ha

[creativegod10]

Hay man, sounds like you were a good Samaritan with your own agenda. What did you expect Him to do? Wash your dishes before he leaves? Anyway it sound to me like that was Santa Clause and you pee-judge him. Go and tell your friends never mind...other wise you will be responsible for being the Grinch that stop Christmas. There's an old saying " It's not giving if you expect something in return"

[bassofspades]

Oh shit! You got me! Lololol!!!!

[Giovi1960 in reply to bassofspades]

LOL

[Giovi1960]

LOL😂🤣😄 thanks, laglag, a great way to start my day... a good laugh!

[Williemom]

Love it! Had me hooked and feeling sorry for you!It’s goid to keep a sense of humor no matter what our problems might be. God bless and Happy Holidays!🌲🥗

[Mermaidia11]

Quality !Loved that fabulous xmassy joke

Thank you

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[Dholplayer]

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