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How about a Limerick?

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All you people who love to stay up late and write poetry...lets see how many fun limericks we can come up with...here is mine ...

A Parkinson's patient named Lars

Found his talent was working in bars

As he'd tremor and shake, oh the cocktails he'd make!

He now mixes drinks for the stars!

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I don't know if this was a good idea Kat00

A parkie from near the equator

told his girlfriend, “Dear, sooner or later,

when you’re feeling randy, this will come in handy”

And showed her his built-in vibrator.

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bassofspades in reply toParkinson_Schmarkinson

Omg lol!

There once was a parkie from Dover

who rolled with his girl in the clover

he said “my neck’s so stiff”, she said “I wonder it

you are feeling so stiff all over?”

There once was a parkie from Spain,

who was heard to his girl to explain

I take Mirapex, so I must have sex

again and again and again.

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shasha in reply toParkinson_Schmarkinson

this the best one p smarkie !!

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PatV in reply toParkinson_Schmarkinson

seriously LMAORFL! These are all funny. Good idea

A parkie’s girl from Indonesia

said “Boy, my caresses must please ya.

And then he replied, “I know that you tried

but that was just my dyskenisia.”

A parkie there was from Tashkent

who slouched wherever he went

he saw a masseuse, who gave him a goose

that would straighten whatever was was bent.

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shasha

there once was a woman from france

who it is true once liked to dance

untill one day pd came her way

and now she just sits in a trance !

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Boots1

I had to laugh at this post. I used to be a bartender

before P D. My kids and I now joke about how much

easier my job would have been if I had the shakes

like I do now.

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Kat00

There was an old Parkie named Lyle

who played cards without cracking a smile

Dealt an 8 or an ace

He would keep the same face

Till he won all the chips in the pile!

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Parkinson_Schmarkinson in reply toKat00

Wow! You NAILED that sucker. Perfecto.

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Owenbob

So many clever parkies. Your limericks are wonderful.

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kuglin5

There once was a girl from from Nantucket

who shook so much she couldn't pea in a bucket

somedays when she got so frustrated

she would just say ......it....

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