Ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
(Exit stage left)
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An elephant came across a mouse in the jungle. The elephant said "oooooooh! aren't you small?" The mouse replied " Yeah, well, I've been ill haven't I ".
Maybe only I get it. Oh! and my dear mum (now long gone). I told her that 'joke' about 40 years ago. Although she was not into jokes in any way at all, that one had her laughing until the tears ran down her face. I suppose you could call it ironic (the joke that is) lol
Come on Brett11 name and shame them. Rat Urine poisoning can make you so ill. I was in Glasgow once and ordered a Chinese as I don't like hot spice food. Big mistake. My food was oversalted and i felt as if it was done on purpose. I was so hungry and i had to put water in my food. Still it wasn't edible. That was a chicken Chow mein which was Unfit For Human Consumption. Sainsbury's Sandwich had to do. But Rat In a Bag report it.
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