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A few more 'Hope this makes you smile' for all HealthUnlockders

Hope this makes you smile

EVER WONDER where we are headed?

....why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

....why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

... why they don't make the whole plane out of material used for the indestructable black box?

....why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

....why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

....why they call the airport''the terminal'' if flying is so safe?

And more stupidity

On Tiramisu desert (printed on bottom) do not turn upside down(well....duh,a bit late,huh)!

On Bread pudding''Product will be hot after heating.'' (...and you thought ????...)

On packaging far an iron:''Do not iron clothes on body.''(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On CHILDREN cough medicine:''Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.''(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of cconstruction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)



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and on packets of frozen prawns, "warning, contains shellfish".


Mind boggling Richard the world was so much simpler once


Always nice to have a bit of fun, brightens the day.


Keep them coming KOTCs, just what we need. So cold and miserable outside. Were we really sitting outside this time last year. !

lib x


A class act richard ..............


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