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Hee Hee Life is tough!

Life is tough .It's even tougher if your'e stupid!!!!!!!!!

Someone had to remind me,so I'm reminding you too.

Don't laugh it's all true



NO one expects you to run--- anywhere

People call at 9pm and ask''Did I wake you?''

People no longer view youi as a hypochondriac.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way

Things you buy now won't wear out.

You can eat supper at 5pm

You can live without sex but not your glasses

You get into heated arguments about your pension plans

You no longer think of speed limits a challenge

You quit trying to hold your stomach in ,no matter who walks into the room

You sing along with the elevator music

Your eyes won't get much worse

Your investment in healthinsurance is finally beginning to payoff

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather forecast

Your'e secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size

You can't remember who has given you this list

And for your convenience each sentence is spaced well away from the next



It doesn't matter who walks in the room ,they are all friendly at your local Breathe Easy group

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Very good yet again. And the measure is my lovely husband laughed at them except the one on about glasses and sex :(

Lynne xx


Hee Hee

Great once again....tickled pink, as before....cant quite remember what they were..

I,ll go back have another look !!! I do remember they were good tho, now where did I read it ?!..........

Which can't you live without? OHI say.no no.

Has anyone seen my glasses?

I know your game,no I don't mean game I mean game oh I don't know what I mean,do you gillyj?

Really very good, KOTC. I am a purple hat lady and I am only as old as I want to be - some days 110, other days 21 and just occasionally 61 but that is rare :)

Auntymary xx

Memories will come flooding back AM.

love it lol x

Love it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?good.Thank you longdays.


Less worried than I used to be that all apples now age has given some wisdom, when I was young it worried what others would think of how I looked or acted. Now I know they are not watching / asleep / or forget within 5 mins then there are no limits :D

Coming down the line,are'nt you.

I think we should all come round to your local 'breathe easy group' King, It must be a laugh a minute. It does seem as though the wheels start to come off at 50, I'm 53 and I relate to a lot of these already, 3 years ago all was well, dar'n it!!!!

I was your age once ,but I have managed to battle through and my wheels keep on turning(Some of them)

When I reached 50 plus I told my younger sisters that when you reach 50 your body starts falling apart. Now they have and they have! lol x

Super glue????????

I am a purple hat lady and I am only as old as I want to be some day 110 other days 21 and just occasionally 66 but that is rare :)

Hi Jandam.I used to be a trainee chef and on my first day at work the Head Chef called me into his office and one of the things he said to me(and I know not why)''Sonny,think young,dress young and you will always be young''.I have carried that saying with me all of my life,strange don't you think.?

Richard X

Not strange at all, sometimes odd things said to us stay with us for life my Grandma said to me "you are as good as anybody else but not every body else is as good as you" and this has always been my mantra throughout my working life whenever I went for a promotion - not over confident just confident. Like your saying it is a good guide to living well

Who said that??? :)

:) :) :)


What's sex? Now where did I put those glasses?! Thanks for the laughter Richard. xxxx

It's before seven!

The truth will out!!!!!!!!!!

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