Look behind you!

I'm a simple northern lad,

Of fashion I know nowt,

But I can't help a noticing,

All the bottoms sticking out.

I had a happy married life

Fifty years of married bliss.

And the question I was asked the most?

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[Candyred]

Fantastic! .. a question I have maybe asked a thousand times myself .. 😂😂 huge hugs xx

[chubby2x22]

Good one Don. Bottoms up🍺🍻 Jane.

[Katinka46]

Cheeky monkey...

K xx

[sassy59]

🤣🤣🤣 seems to be the thing nowadays Don. Very funny. 😂😂😂 xxxxx

[Hacienda]

And young ladies have died(recently) because of the "Big Bum Syndrome" happy with mine not protruding. (Yet) xxx

[cofdrop-UK]

😃😃😃

X

[Katinka46]

Any following the Archers? Much talk of bottoms at the moment...

[Hidden in reply to Katinka46]

What would Dan and Doris think about that I wonder? 🙄

[oooodicky]

They just don’t look right do they what happens when they decide to go south. Lol 😂

[Hidden in reply to oooodicky]

Saggy bottoms? 🤷‍♂️

[SquirrelsHolt]

They look like they've had some "filler" work done to make their deriers appear fuller,that's just my opinion ....and before you ask MrD, no I shall not be going down that path myself.....spare tyre removal is a possibility,lol !!!😂

[Hidden in reply to SquirrelsHolt]

Great opportunity here for some young entrepreneur ......inflatable knickers? 😀

[corriena]

I laughed so much i lost my breath 😂🤣😉😉

[majji in reply to corriena]

You wouldn't be much good at blowing them up corriena ..... sorry too tired to rhyme but thank you to everyone for the good wishes - and special thanks to the captain for making me smile today

[skischool]

I seem to be bucking the fashion trend

And have completely lost sight of my rear end

I don't find these ladies at all attractive

i would suggest they all become more active

Bottomless Ski's and his well formed cat xx

[SquirrelsHolt in reply to skischool]

Excellent rep!y skischool

[Kittykat2]

Mines opposite to those😄

Another great post Don x

[joyce74]

Seems to be the fashion to accentuate the bottoms these days Don

[Hidden]

Husbands need to be warned that if the missus asks “Does this make my bum look big” the correct answer now is “Yes luv, absolutely massive!” 🙄

[MoyB]

Haha! Love it, Don! xx Moy

[Shirleyj]

It's crazy isn't it x x

[Hidden in reply to Shirleyj]

Sure is. 😅

[Hidden]

So now we're into winter

With the two worst months to come.

When snow and icy pavements

Could have you on your bum.

The reason for this fashion

Is now becoming plain.

If you fall down on your bottom

You bounce back up again. 🧐

[SquirrelsHolt]

🍑a peach is quite a good likeness! All be it far from "peachy" in my opinion I'm . Loving your rhyme MrD!