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I know I shouldn't have it, but just one piece won't hurt.

I certainly won't have more than one I'll tell you that for cert.

Bye eck though, that was nice, maybe just one more.

And just that little tiny one at the bottom that I saw.

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I haven't felt as good today as I did yesterday.

I've no idea why that should be, I really cannot say.

I'm very careful what I eat and very rarely stray.

I know that if I don't do that, there is a price to pay.

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Today I'm feeling really bad and wish that I was dead.

I'm now so weak and poorly that I can't get out of bed.

The doctors been to see me and just can't understand.

Cos following his instructions I should be feeling grand.

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Gradually I get better, much to my relief.

I won't be eating that again that caused me all that grief.

I'm feeling really fit now, my old self once again.

Fully fit and healthy that's how I'll remain.

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I know I shouldn't have it, but just one piece won't hurt.

I certainly won't have more than one............Ad infinitum.

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SquirrelsHolt

What did u eat...I'm on tender hooks?

โ€ข in reply toSquirrelsHolt

Who me? Not all my rhymes are autobiographical you know. ๐Ÿ™„

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sassy59

Fantastic Don. Xxx

โ€ข in reply tosassy59

I bit more recycling I'm afraid, but it was a year ago and I was using a different name then. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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sassy59โ€ข in reply to

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chubby2x22

Very true Don. I just cannot leave dolly mixtures alone. I know they are no good for me but they jump off the shelf, land in my trolley so I have to check them out. Lovely.

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Whitechinchillaโ€ข in reply tochubby2x22

Oh and I thought it was just me that happened to.

A little of what you fancy doesn't always do you good.๐Ÿ˜ง

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Sandyeggoโ€ข in reply to

Ainโ€™t that the truth!

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HungryHufflepuff

Oh so true! Why do we do that to ourselves ๐Ÿ™„ Another great rhyme thanks Don ๐Ÿ˜„

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skischool

Master Po

yesterday you said you were getting buried,under an apple tree

Now today you say you've been recycled ,perhaps your taking the pee

It matters not to me and Scruff's and the rest of the clan

Cos we all love your poems and we will always be your fan

Keep em coming dear Don

Ski's and Scruff's xx

โ€ข in reply toskischool

I shall do my very best to not leave you in the lurch.

Unless I get a full time job as a gargoyle on a church.

The cancerous skin on my ears and nose will guarantee a place.

Unless I can remember to put this ointment on my face.

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

I knew we could all rely on Don

The man who keeps on keeping on

Though diagnosed with a scabby nose

He always keeps us on our toes

And worry not about those ears

We have no need for silent tears

Our favourite bard and daily rhymer

Don't do that bad for an old timer

Now it's time to go to bed

The cat is fed and i am dead(tired)

Ski's and a sleeping cat xx

โ€ข in reply toskischool

Bravo! I can see that those new transistors, or whatever it was you had inserted, are working really well!๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

Alas dear Master Po,if the new Bling was working as well for my lungs as it is for my cyber pen i would be a happy man.:( but i can't complain as i am well enough to still enjoy your talents.

Ski's and Scruff's x

โ€ข in reply toskischool

I'm sorry to read this Skis, there must surely be light at the end if the tunnel, all-be-it being a long one?

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

Unlikely now but i have a quick meeting with the main man in a fortnight and i shall see what he has to say or at least negotiate a refund. :)

โ€ข in reply toskischool

I remember having to grind in new valves when working on my car engines. I bet I have some grinding paste in my garage if he's run short.๐Ÿง

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

I think i need more than a re-grind Don,perhaps a reconditioned head or some new piston rings would have been a better deal. thanks for the offer though.:)

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Sundance115โ€ข in reply toskischool

Now ski don't go upsetting Dr. B :)

โ€ข in reply toSundance115

I think Dr. B will need upsetting if he's messed up Mr.Ski. ๐Ÿ˜ง

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

Ironically my procedure was bought forward by 2 weeks to accommodate Dr B having his own procedure,i wonder if he's nicked my lungs for himself? :)

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Sundance115โ€ข in reply toskischool

Well he sure didn't nick your sense of humour:)

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Sandyeggoโ€ข in reply toskischool

Good one- you too a rhyming fool? Or just the fool part?LOL, how are you feeling about your new valve job? Or better howโ€™s Scruff doing with her tablet?

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Sandyeggoโ€ข in reply to

If this one is the autobiographic kind it sounds as if you tend to forget your Efudex cream( thatโ€™s name of it here in USA) itโ€™s for the basal cell skin cancers. They donโ€™t ever give me that stuff they come at me with knives or that cylinder of dry ice OUCH-yes that was me I SAID OUCH! Dang nobody ever listens

โ€ข in reply toSandyeggo

No this is Solaraze 3% gel (Diclofenac Sodium 3% w/w) which seems to work well enough when I remember to put it on. I have so many other procedures to do to keep me alive it's too easy to forget some. I work on the principle that if it's for an ailment that isn't going to kill me before I die of old age, then it isn't important. I forgot to factor appearances into my principle.

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Kittykat2

What a great Rhyme was convinced near the end would know what you had eaten .....obviously not ...........going by your other posts too.

Loved it ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปX

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Ergendl

Guilty as charged!

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Lyd12

I'll tell you my weakness if you'll tell me yours -

LIndt dark chocolate, Orange Intense, just perfect.

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MoyBโ€ข in reply toLyd12

Mars bars! xxMoy

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skischoolโ€ข in reply toLyd12

Green & Blacks velvet fruit,at least the outside bit. :)

Ski's x

โ€ข in reply toLyd12

Walnut Whips before they started messing about with them. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Lyd12โ€ข in reply to

They were lovely once and as you say they went downhill. Time to bring them back in a quality version.

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Thepainterswifeโ€ข in reply toLyd12

Dark chocolate Bounty , when I can get hold of them theyโ€™re like gold dust! . x

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MoyB

Oh dear, Don, that sounds awfully like what happens in our house. Just the one...! xx Moy

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Izb1

Ha!ha! Another one of your excellent poems Don, we can all relate to this, keep making us smile xx

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stamford1234

Ha ha ha! Hope you are better now

Who's a clever boy then? Love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ xx

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Whitechinchilla

Brilliant.

That happens to me too!!

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Hacienda

Excellent Don, No need to ask, we all have that inner craving. Not only do I look forward to your Rhymes, I am now looking forward to the Response Rhymes from the "Maestro"(of other "Things") , that is Ski's. Happy Sunday You Naughty Boy, Glad your Better. XXXX

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Shirleyj

Love it x x๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Polly4acre

Don, I know what you mean. I have been watching a programme about 600+ lb. people and bariatric surgery and I found myself eating my husband's Jaffa Cakes all the way through, don't even really like them either. Polly X

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Dilly2

Hi Don Rhymer love reading your posts always brings a smile to my face xx

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majjiโ€ข in reply toDilly2

..... and hopefully to your lips Dilly 2 .....

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Sharp5Flat13

Love it, Don.

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Kristicats

Date and walnut cake?

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hoping2improve

nice one x

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HungryHufflepuff

I need to print this out and stick it on my fridge ๐Ÿคข

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