😮😮 Clinical Abbreviation List .... I Have One Too

How hard is to get some Nystan oral suppressant from my GP

Harder than you think ANYWAY I submitted request two days ago Then this afternoon thought would pop down to pick it up.

Only to be told I have to see doctor LIKE really with TCI wrote on my request CLEARLY I demonstrated AS the could of told phoned me BUT no nothing so it’s weekend and no nystatin.

Only advice was phone up Monday to see doctor .... well Monday I will be seeing doctor about leaving me init again AND why it was not put on my repeate

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[sassy59]

Good luck to the doctor on Monday JAS, he’s going to need it when you get to see him.

Hope you will be ok over the weekend. Xxxx

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Hi sassy have to make do with mouth wash ... 2 days they knew and never said boo.

Defo not happy really SO going to have to give me two SO never happens again.

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[HuwieHex]

MEDICAL ABBREVIATIONS.

Anally - occurring yearly

Artery - study of paintings

Bacteria - back door of cafeteria

Benign - what you be after you be eight

Bowel - A, E, I, O, or U

Caesarian section - district in Rome

Cat scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Coma - a punctuation mark

Congenital - friendly

Diaphragm - drawing in geometry

Diarrhea - journal of daily events

Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend

Fester - quicker

Fibula - a small lie

Genitals - people of non-Jewish origins

Impotent - distinguished, well known

Labour pain - got hurt at work

Morbid - higher offer

Nitrates - cheaper than day rates

Outpatient - person who had fainted

Post operative - letter carrier

Protein - favouring young people

Rectum – Nearly killed him.

Secretion - hiding anything

Seizure - Roman emperor

Serology - study of knighthood

Terminal illness - sickness at airport

Testicles - found on an octopus

Tibia - country in North Africa

Tumour - an extra pair

Umbilical cord - part of a parachute

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - located nearby

Vein - conceited

Vulva – Swedish car manufacturer