Man's Best Friend.

I'm a Northern working dog,

And I don't believe in cute.

If I see a pile of muck

I go and have a root.

I go home rather smelly.

After a day at working hard.

And cos I'm allus peeing

I'm kept out in the yard.

I goes t'pub with boss man

And enjoy a fag and pint.

The boss he's allus coughing.

He gives me quite a fright.

While talking to a pit bull

A reet tough one was he.

He told me that boss man

Had probably got COPD

So to do the boss a favour,

I give my tail those extra wags.

To waft the smoke away from him,

While I'm smoking all his fags.

[sassy59]

Excellent Don xxxx

[tillie]

Brilliant as ever and have loved them all. Thank you.

[BillBruce]

Thankyou- I haven’t worked out what cheered me up most the poem or the picture of the dog anyway thanks again

Bill

[Annie31]

Brilliant, so funny!

[PMRPete]

We had two dogs,

a Dalmation and a Red Setter, both loved sheep muck!!

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I had two Labs who loved retrieving lost golf balls. Since I live within a stones throw of six golf courses I always had buckets and buckets of used golf balls.

[Judith41]

You brighten my day, Don. Thank you. Hugs 🙂 xx

[helenlw7]

I love it. I wish I could write so welll.

It’s new puppy day for us today.

[mskpjb]

Oh Don you've surpassed yourself with this one ! Great ! Sheila xx

[undine]

nice one thank you xx

[Nicholatracy]

Good work Don. Happy New Years to you

[hoping2improve]

Brilliant as ever. Got me laughing. Thanks