Pensioners can be a bit naughty sometimes.

[Johnem]

My wife and I were in town doing a bit of shopping and when we came out of M&S, a policeman was dishing out a ticket. I said, 'why do you have to be so officious, why not have a day off and be nice for a change?' He just glared at me and proceeded to write another ticket out, then slapped it on the screen next to the first one. My wife called him a neo fascist pointy head and he went a bit purple faced and wrote out another ticket. Every time we argued with him and insulted him, he slapped another ticket on the screen. By now, the screen was getting decorated with tickets, a little crowd had gathered and some of them were having a right go at him. He was really seething, steam was practically melting his ear wax and as he radioed for back up, my wife and I quietly left the tumult we had created to catch our bus back home.

When you are a pensioner, you just do what you can to have a bit of fun.

[sassy59]

Very naughty! and funny! 😂😘

[Magpuss]

😮😂😂😂

[2greys]

I like it, I like it, I like it.

(The button would only allow me to give one like )

[Billiejean_2]

I like your wife's choice of insult

This should be in that programme about old people behaving badly

[Time_2_drink]

Good on her well done that women lol .

[O2Trees]

Hmmm - is that really funny? Bit hard for the poor person who had to come back to four tickets

[skischool in reply to O2Trees]

jean it's quite funny but its a joke worry not,i have seen it on an other medium.......s&s xx

[O2Trees in reply to skischool]

That's good, silly me, should have realised. As a joke it's very funny. Thanks for putting me right skis x

[skischool in reply to O2Trees]

wakey,wakey lol good day to you my dear xx

[K-Kilcoyne]

😃😂😄😅😁

[Amanda3011]

Love it 😂

[Dedalus]

It seems we have a go at the police when they don't do their job & again when they do(?)

[ElTope]

IF THIS IS TRUE I would be ashamed to admit that I had behaved so badly towards a person on whom we rely to keep us safe and may have to put his life on the line to deal with a terror attack.

[Johnem in reply to ElTope]

Of course not true, just a joke, a little effort to bring a smile.

[Buzzytruk]

Your wicked ....😁😁😁.......hope you don't live near me. 😎