for a quickstep followed by a foxtrot and a waltz.
I expect quite a few of you will remember that down at the local Palais de danse or your local dance hall.
All gone now of course along with the woolly mammoth and the dodo.
So imagine my surprise when I heard that Strictly Come Dancing is returning to TV.
I hated that programme. My wife would wait on tenterhooks all week for the next episode. Read all about the contestants love life etc; etc;
I can bop or should I say could bop, jive and do the twist but I can't do dance steps.