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Mr m you are in trouble

Mr m as you know I have not been on here for a while so I thought I would have a look though your post mm what can I say well they are going to cost you big bottle of wine big bunch of flowers and large box of chocolates and the TV remote then you can spend the night in the shed as chicken hut to go for you while your in there I will enjoy a large glass of wine tv remote and chocolates to MYSELF well I may have help from jet and honey but they are both cute so I hope my 2 chocolate oranges where worth it lol x

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Ha ha good on you Mrs M. You teach that naughty husband of yours a lesson. At least one night in the chicken hut? Maybe 2 and 2 bottles of wine? :d x

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Yes I think your right 2 bottles of wine might be better

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:) :D :p x

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Love it MrsM😀You know quite rightly,you have to be a few steps in front of the scallywag!!

Enjoy your chocs,wine & flowers,& for everyday you are waiting for them,add it to the stay in the chookhouse5 🌟 xx

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Mrs M, you must have the patience of a saint to put up with Malcolm! 😇

Just make sure you get those bottles of wine,🍷 chocolates 🍫 & flowers 💐 If you don't you can let us know & we will sort it for you! 😂😂

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Thank you I will let you all know I will give him till Sunday as I plan to watch Xmas films and will need the wine and chocolates and if I don't get them I think I will add dinner out to the list to he now trying to think of a reply this could be a long night

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jessy im taking dawn out Saturday for a nice meal .

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Malcolm that's very kind of you. I'm glad you realise Dawn deserves a lovely meal 👍

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No he's not it's a family meal and his dad's paying I really don't know how I put up with you Mr m think it must because I love you

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I never said I was paying I said I was taking you which I will be driving you there so you see im taking you for a meal

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Malcolm you are again treading on very thin ice!

You insinuated you were taking Dawn out for a meal on your own!

You now owe her a meal over & above the one her Dad is paying for 😜

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I cant afford to keep going out to lunch .

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Ooh he is a rascal 😳😀

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we will sort it , translate to we will nag you

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Now now Malcolm! You can never in a million years accuse us of nagging you! 😉

We only have your welfare at heart! 😍

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Don't nag just advice to you thinking our way

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hello lovely to see you on here I replaced your chocolate orange today , the remote I don't get any way .

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Really I don't think so Mr as I paid half for it and you all ways have the remote for your on the buses and things

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Yes but what about the wine & flowers Malcolm? 🤔

You have till Sunday!!! 😧

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I think my ear is playing up cant hear you very well

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YOU HAVE TILL SUNDAY! 🙄

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Mmm we will see about that

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It ok he thinks I have for got but I might let him get next flat screen in the sale then what he save he can and will be spending on me but just not told him yet

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Right ladies and gents I am now of to bed so good night all and thank you all for helping kick my husband butt sleep well x

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Malcom,

You are a lucky man. Wife on here, her support for you. In sickness and in health. Right? Good for you.

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Hello Mrs M

How nice to hear from you again, ....you must post more often....it would save you time reading through mm posts....we could snitch on him !!

Your husbands a menace, he blames you and your nan for so many things...l am surprised you haven't moved him in the Chicken coop permanently !!

Take myself...l am a quiet, reserved, harmless OAP, unable to defend myself..... and he mocks me mercilessly !!!!!!

I think you should take up the...starch his underpants.....as a way of punishment !! ......

The man must pull his socks up and start wining and dining you on a regular basis,...that is the least you deserve....

Also full control of the remote...replacement of your chocolate oranges.....another new telly for downstairs....and anything else you can think of !!!!

Best wishes

Velvet xx

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helpless oap , I have seen more helpless pitbulls

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Hi mm

Good one.

Hee Hee

Xx

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Mr M busted, perhaps he enjoys being a chicken now and again! I would make him sit next to me while I drank the wine and ate the choccies making yum yum noises and having all the things he does not like on the tv, his hands are gaffer taped and he is also gagged, that way he cannot get the remote, choccy or wine :)

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blimey wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you

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Hi mm

And you thought l was trouble !!!!

Velvet xx

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i know gaffer tape gags all sounds a bit kinky to me

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Hi mm

And the gag !!

Velvet xx

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does sound that way don't it lol

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Hi 1008

Or three !!

Velvet xx

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Hi 1008

Plenty of ideas in 2 & 3 !!!!

Velvet xx

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Hello Tee

You are not missing anything...they were a complete load of rubbish...l only read them to see what all the fuss was about...wish l hadn't bothered.

Velvet xx

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Mm, maybe you could shop for all the goodies and save money - you do know its Black Friday, don't you? Iris x

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I darent go to the shops today did you see the violence last year when the shops opened it reminded me of how football matches were in the 80s

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Sounds like a feeble excuse to me - its changed to Black week now, haven't you noticed? Another American import we could have done without, to my mind.

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yes do agree we could do with out it , people just go silly over it ,

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I've not laughed so much in ages - Mr & Mrs M ! ! Perhaps the next step is a reality t.v. show ? Did you need an agent. My % rates are very competitive!

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lol I could do with the cash right now

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What a great idea, that's definitely something I'd watch!

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Hi Dawn. Reckon you deserve gallons of wine, dozens of boxes of chocs and your own personalised remote, because it must be SO hard having to put up with Malcolm. Perhaps a few nights in the chicken coup for him!!!! Xx

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