First before I leave you all with a poem in style of Jimmy, I just never knew how three lots of pneumonia plus umpteen chest infections could take it out of a person as it did me but hey ho me is here and finding it hard to get on top each day I wake up and thank God for another day.
THE PASTORS ASS
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read PASTORS ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the papers read BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor gave the donkey to a nearby Convent. The local hearing of the news printed the headline the next day NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He ordered the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold him to a farmer for $10 and the next day the paper headline read NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 this was to much for the Bishop so he ordered the nun to buy it back again and lead it to the plains where it could run wild . The headlines the next day read NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE!. The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...being concerned by public opinion can bring you much grief and misery..... even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about every one else's ass and you will be a lot happier.
Enjoy and good luck everyone hope many of you are doing well.