Bit late this morning as was waiting for the tablets to work, the weather is wet and cold so not going out today staying here in the warm. Brain not the sharpest today so will tell you one of my favourite Tommy Cooper jokes.
A man fell out of a Ten- Storey window. He's lying on the ground with a large crowd around him. A Policeman walks over and says "Whats happened then". The man says "I don't know. I only just got here".