A doctor is doing his rounds on the Geriatric ward and begins asking some of the more Lucid patients what the think about at the standard of care.
"How are you feeling sir? He asks an old gentleman.
"Feeling fine,"says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"And the nursing!"
"Just wonderful,these young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping?Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem,9 hours solid every night.At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet...and that's it.I go out like a light."
The doctor is puzzled and a little alarmed by this,so runs off to question the sister in charge.
"What are you people doing he says,"I'm told you're giving an 85yr old Viagra on a daily basis.Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh,yes" replies the sister.Not just him,Quite a few of the patients get the same medication too."Every night at 10 o'clock we give them a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra or two.It works wonderfully well."
"That's disgraceful,woman!" He stutters," Where on earth do you get the justification in a medication regime like that?"
"Well",says the sister,"the chocolate gets them off to sleep,and the Viagra stops them rollin off the bed."
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