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Weekend Wit - Stay Healthy Folks !!!

BUDGET CUTS

The Health Minister asked health professionals how they feel about the recent Austerity measures their responses are below:-

The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the

Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through them.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter..."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step backward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea

The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in parliament!

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Brilliant!! :)

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Really good .mi actually did laugh out loud

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Love it!! Best laugh of the week... so far :))

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Funny and clever. Thanks Plumbob.

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Loved it Plumbob, that really had me chuckling! :D

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Absolutely brilliant - made me smile and I've been moaning about depression.

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Plumbob you should stand for parliament. At least you'd make us laugh and keep us happy. xx

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Loved it. Thank you D :)

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Like the ending.

Brina1

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Very true :) x

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Thanks Plumbob for the weekend cheer. Brilliant

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lol very good thank you xx

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Excellent - especially the punch line, lol.

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