When you have an " i hate my job day "

( even if you're retired you sometimes have days like these )

Try this out

on the way home from work, stop at the chemist & purchase a rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson

be very sure to buy this brand only,

when you get home, lock the doors,draw the curtains,and disconnect the phone - so that you will not be disturbed

change into very comfortable clothing & relax

open the package & place the item some where to warm up

Now the fun part begins

read the leaflet that came with it & pay attention to the small print where it has this statement

" every rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson is PERSONALLY TESTED & then sanitized

now close your eyes & repeat out loud " i am glad i don"t work in that quality control department at johnson & johnson

HAVE A NICE DAY & REMEMBER , THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF

A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS !!

remember , if you haven't got a smile on your face & laughter in your heart, then maybe you are just an old sour puss

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK FOR JOHNSON & JOHNSON

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  • Great one.x

  • Loved that one, hilarious :-D

    polly xx

  • Brilliant. Love it. Need a good laugh today, so thank you for that. chuckle chuckle.

  • that's a good one,xxx

  • Oh goodness was wondering where this was going! HaHa a good one,loved it xxx

  • Love it,needed a laugh today lol

  • I have a big grin on my face Tigerhouse. I absolutely loved it. Thanks.

    Bobby xx

  • Luv it Tigerhouse, you have brightened my day too.

  • Hee hee funny. That was a read to put a smile on my face :)

    Anna xx

  • :D :D

  • Great, I really enjoyed that, lol.

  • Nice one......

  • Loved this one, thanks for a laugh

  • HaaaHaaaaa:-)

  • ha ha brilliant tigerhouse,,, :)

  • Ooooooooh! I just want to be a Johnson and Johnson test worker, :) heeee,he,he,he ,he!

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