British Lung Foundation

When you have an " i hate my job day "

( even if you're retired you sometimes have days like these )

Try this out

on the way home from work, stop at the chemist & purchase a rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson

be very sure to buy this brand only,

when you get home, lock the doors,draw the curtains,and disconnect the phone - so that you will not be disturbed

change into very comfortable clothing & relax

open the package & place the item some where to warm up

Now the fun part begins

read the leaflet that came with it & pay attention to the small print where it has this statement

" every rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson is PERSONALLY TESTED & then sanitized

now close your eyes & repeat out loud " i am glad i don"t work in that quality control department at johnson & johnson

HAVE A NICE DAY & REMEMBER , THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF

A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS !!

remember , if you haven't got a smile on your face & laughter in your heart, then maybe you are just an old sour puss

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK FOR JOHNSON & JOHNSON

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Great one.x

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Loved that one, hilarious :-D

polly xx

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Brilliant. Love it. Need a good laugh today, so thank you for that. chuckle chuckle.

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that's a good one,xxx

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Oh goodness was wondering where this was going! HaHa a good one,loved it xxx

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Love it,needed a laugh today lol

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I have a big grin on my face Tigerhouse. I absolutely loved it. Thanks.

Bobby xx

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Luv it Tigerhouse, you have brightened my day too.

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Hee hee funny. That was a read to put a smile on my face :)

Anna xx

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:D :D

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Great, I really enjoyed that, lol.

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Nice one......

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Loved this one, thanks for a laugh

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HaaaHaaaaa:-)

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ha ha brilliant tigerhouse,,, :)

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Ooooooooh! I just want to be a Johnson and Johnson test worker, :) heeee,he,he,he ,he!

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