another wee joke [course it could read anyway, man or woman... that saves me getting into trouble with the woman lol]

[jimmyw123]

a man and wife doing shopping at asda, passing the beer bit, the husband wanted 6 cans of lager, wife said," no leave it, your not getting that", so they carry on shopping , potatoes , veg. sugar, tea etc. etc, the husband says, "is that us finished now" , wife says" oh still just one thing to get", she went to the chemist bit , took a tub of cream from the top shelf £20, husband says, "what the heck is that for" wife said" its to make me look better",

the husband says ," you should have just let me have the 6 cans of lager,,,,, they make you look better"

ha ha,,,,i THINK hes still living lol jw

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He. He he, hope your. wife. doesn't se that one

One black eye or two. Good one just accept the consequences.

[jimmyw123]

ha ha ha berwick, im ok im divorced lol, saying that i hope my ex wife doesnt see it, or i WILL be looking for eye patches and steaks lol.,,, och its only a joke ha ha [says coward me!! ]