~~This is ADVENT 10~~Christmas Carols~~HEE HEE

[KingoftheCocktails]

.............................Christmas Carols

One night Freda went carol singing.

She knocked on the door of a house and began to sing.

A man with a violin in his hand came to the door,

Within half a minute tears were streaming down his face ! Freda went on singing for half an hour, every carol she knew and some she didn't.

At last she stopped.

''I understand,'' she said softly,'' You are remember your happy childhood Christmas days.

You're a sentimentalist!''

''No'' he snivelled, ''I'm a musician ! ''

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~~SING

It's the season to be jolly............

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~~IT'S A CRACKER

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas.

It's Christmas EVE

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KOTC

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Oh dear.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

~~What can the matter be Puffthemagicdragon ?

[Puffthemagicdragon in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Freda needs singing lessons !

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

Tuition can be supplied for Freda if required.

[pergola1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

You can sing, KOTC - let us have an earful SMILEY

[Hidden]

Could make folk weep with my singing just as easy

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Is your voice so romantic then Bully?

[Hidden]

Same here, I'll leave it to others. Funny though. xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Practice makes perfect poemsgalore. I'm sure you would soon be in tune

[hufferpuffer]

Tra la la la la la la la laaaaa!... I was reading that singing is good for your lungs! I'm afraid I haven't got a great voice but my name is Carol! if I came carolling at your door you'd probably wouldn't like it very much! x

[sillywitch in reply to hufferpuffer]

Hi Huff, does your reply here mean that you are a Christmas Carol

Sorry, just couldn't resist xxxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

What are you like sillywitch? Nice one though

[hufferpuffer in reply to sillywitch]

Yes Witch I am! hohoho....lalalalalalalaaaaaa! xxxx

[breather in reply to hufferpuffer]

Another good one,,it's good to laugh lol.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to breather]

Very true breather

[Puffthemagicdragon in reply to sillywitch]

I hope not. I'm a bloke ! Hehe. x x x x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

You would be very welcome Carol between 7-7.05pm on any Wednesday

[pergola1 in reply to hufferpuffer]

You would be very welcome, huffer. A mincepie for you.

[Hidden]

What can I say KOTC. They get worse each time LOL berwick

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

The spirit of Christmas Berwick EH!

[breather in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Another good one, it's good to laugh lol.

[pergola1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

How about forming a choir, that chap on the TV could come and knock us into shape. Senior moment here, cant remember his name. Ginger beard x

[Riverbank]

I can only ever remember the chorus of carols, so I'll just join in on that bit.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Riverbank]

We'll all sing together Riverbank

[pandaz in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

While shepherds washed their socks by night all seated on the ground

The angel of the laundry came down and suds flew all around

a Christmas Carroll for a Riverbank washing all a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to pandaz]

Very good pandaz, and a merry Christmas to you to

[Mavary]

Love it King.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary]

Goody,goody.

[KingoftheCocktails]

That's a new one to me, lovely bev

[KingoftheCocktails]

You are in a festive mood Bev

[Mavary]

Hi Bev. You ok. X

[pergola1]

I can smell a festive gathering here!! How about some punch?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to pergola1]

I used to have to make punch for 1,500 guests at the annual Holly Ball at the Grand Hotel in Torquay

KOTC