A few for you

[KingoftheCocktails]

....................................A few for you

How does Mosses make his tea? Hebrews it

I stayed uo all night to see where the sun went.Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club,but i've nver met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti gravity.I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.It was a play on words.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew onme.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus

I used to be a banker.then I lost interest.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Cartoonist found dead in home.Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner?Oh deer.

Be kind to your dentist.He has fillins to do.

So what if I can't spell Armageddon,it's not the end of the world.

I was going to join the debating team but somebody talked meout of it.

I'M IN A GREAT MOOD TONIGHT because the other day I entered a competiton

and I won a years supply of Marmite..............one jar

Richard

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Good stuff Richard.you may need the marmite as a peace offering

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Another good one for the collection, King. Thanks.

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Once a king, always a king ............

Nice one

Tina x

[scrobbitty]

Please send Moses here - fed up with coffee and fancy a change

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Highly enjoyable!

Thanks for sharing!

Bw kevin

[jandan]

Great

[Decor]

As always excellent

[sillywitch]

You are like a fine brandy King, getting better with age!

Love n hugs

The Witch

xxxx

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Loved as always,you are still top of the throne! xxx

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You never fail to make me laugh out loud, keep it up kingy xxxx

[thatcham1939]

that got Hubby and me laughing, they are great, keep them coming King.

jan

[undine]

Great - thank you x