Signs

[Sanpedro2019]

Notice in office sorry toilet out of order please use the floor below ...............sign on repair shop window we repair anything please knock hard on the door.bell not working

[Maisie2014]

😂

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

A teenage boy tells his father, "Dad, there's a problem with the car, it has water in the carburettor." The father looks confused and says, "Water in the carburettor but that's ridiculous!" But the son insists. "I tell you, the car has water in the carburettor."

His father, starting to get a little nervous, says "You don't even know what a carburettor is but I will look at it. Where is the car?"

"In the pool," replies his son.

[Sunnie2day in reply to MichaelJH]

Five most dreaded words known to parents of teen-agers:

'Where are the car keys?'

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to Sunnie2day]

Why do young people like burgers?

Because they contain pro-teen!

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to MichaelJH]

Some folk didnt seem to realise it was a joke ah well

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to Sanpedro2019]

🤣🤣🤣 I knew it was!

[Maisie2014]

😂

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

I went into McDs and ordered a Chilli Dog.

The waiter brought me a frozen frankfurter!

[Gladwyn in reply to MichaelJH]

😂😂😂

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to MichaelJH]

Some people didn't know it was a joke and replied as it wasn't a joke ah !!! Well have a good night