I have a problem...

[Fredderick]

Basically, i was home alone once and i decided that it would be a great time to explore my sexuality. I decided to try anal sex but seeing as i do not own any toys of any sort i had to improvise. I searched around my house for objects which i could insert up my anus and i came across one of those long cucumbers. I progressed to lock myself in my room and lubricate myself appropriately. It felt amazing until i got a bit carried away and got a bit vigiourus with the cucumber which caused it to snap off, leaving half of the cucumber up my arse. Help, its been up there for alsmost 48 hours and i can barely walk. Also, all my bowel movements have ceased to a hault. I am in desparete need of some advice, I mean, my parents will kill me if they found out what i've been doing

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Dear Fredderick,

Firstly don't worry. You are not the first person to have an accident like this and won't be the last! Experimentation is normal, and sometimes things just go wrong!

If you have not been able to pass it with normal bowel movements then I'm afraid it's a trip to A&E. It's likely the surgeons will need to remove it with the help of a camera.

Your local Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) clinic may be able to help which may be a little less embarrassing. bashh.org/clinics

Do get it sorted today. The longer it's there the more likely it is to do damage.

Kind regards.