Slipped ""Letter"" Game

The rules are simple...

Take a well known Expression or Word INCLUDING foreign language ones and ... change or shift just a single letter and then give a definition for the suggestion you have provided !

On the lines of ...

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - ( French )

Honk if you're Scottish

VENI, VIDI, VISA - ( Latin )

I came, I saw, I shopped.

and more importantly ... have FUN !

Susy

xx

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  • AU RENOIR - (French)

    Origami masterpiece

    Twizzle

  • Ok... this just popped into my head !

    VENI, VIPI, VICI - ( Latin )

    I came, I'm a Very Important Person, I conquered !

    Susy

    xxx

  • BIS WIR WIEZER TREFFEN (German)

    Till we wheeze again!

    Twizzle

  • MANGE TOUT

    -hello,I,m John Prescott.

    sorry John

  • Ich bin ein Barliner

    I,m off for a pint.

  • POSH MORTEM

    Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

    Susy

    xx

  • Eat tu, Brute?""

    Brutus is offered a snack.

  • GUTEN MORGAN (German)

    Good Welsh (to you!)

    Twizzle

  • Ton Nuit

    A very heavy sleeper

  • Alf Wiedersehen (German)

    See you again Alf!

    Twizzle

  • I wandered lonely as a clod

    Wordsworth,s drunken first attempt !?

  • We shall fight them on the peaches

    Winston's (not so) dry run

  • SATIN WORSHIPPER

    A connoisseur of fine/soft woven cloths !

    Susy

    xxx

  • Grans Prix

    Old lady's at traffic lights

  • HASTE CUISINE - ( French )

    Fast French food

    Susy

    x

  • ACHDUNG!!

    careful where you step!!!

  • RIGOR MORRIS ( minor )

    The ( small ) car is dead !

    Susy

  • To Whom It May Consume:

    I am writing with regards to the meal we endured yesterday evening at your establishment which we had opportunity to sample yet again during the night….(!)

    Twizzle

    PS Sorry Susy, more than one letter!

  • WE CAN WORM IT OUT (Beatles)

    Take me to the Vets

  • END OF A VERA

    Coronation Sreet will never be the same. Poor Jack!

    Twizzle

  • MAZEL TON

    Tons of luck

    Susy

  • BUN BEFORE YOU CAN TALK.

    Me and my big full mouth.

  • HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?

    Can you drive a French motorcycle?

    Susy

  • DON’T DRINK AND DROVE

    Like the driver that was

    Twizzle

  • The Lord of the Dance Settee

    gospel songs for furniture!

    (more than one letter I know!)

  • LOOK BEFORE YOU HEAP!

    Should have gone to Specs Safers!

    Twizzle

  • I HAVN'T GOT A GLUE WHERE I PUT IT!

    Spot what I'm looking for!

    Twizzle

  • VISA LA FRANCE

    Don't leave your chateau without it !

    Susy

  • SENTENCED TO TRANSPORTATION TO BOTANY BAY FOR WIFE

    Have you noticed the amount of Aussies with big lips.

  • PRANKLY...My dear....!

    Just Kidding...My dear!

    Susy

  • THE LAW OF PAUSE AND EFFECT

    If only I had thought...

    Twizzle

  • PRO BOZO PUBLICO

    Support your local clown !

    Susy

  • WAR AND PIECE

    The abridged too far version!

    Twizzle

  • LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI

    The king is dead. No kidding !

    Susy

  • GOOD MOANING!

    ..which of couse means Bonjour, courtesy of a well known TV french policeman.

    Or if you are English speaking, What a damp dreary miserable morning we are having today!

    Twizzle

  • KING RICHARD III

    A house! a house! my kingdom for a house!

  • COGITO EGGO SUM - (latin)

    I think, therefore I am ... a waffle !?

    Susy

  • A FIEND IN DEED IS A FIEND IN NEED!

    Twizzle

  • GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK TOAD

    A far better lyric for Sir E John

  • QUE PERA SERA ! - (Spanish)

    Which PEAR will it be ?

    Susy

  • Squid Pro Quo

    an exchange of Cepholopods!

  • 'ALO- VERA!

    Prince Charles on his usual intimate terms in the garden

    twizzle

  • Chow

    Barking mad Italian farewell

  • IT'LL BE PLANE SAILING FROM NOW ON

    Ah, those sea planes again!

    Twizzle

  • CREDIT CROUCH

    The syndrome caused by pouring over bills..

    twizzle

  • Swing Low Sweat Chariot

    So that's how C Heston won the race in Ben Hur, no one would dare come near.

  • THE DEVIL DAY CARE

    ..where young mums drop off their little devils before going to work!

    Twizzle

  • MONAGE A TROIS

    I am three years old

    Susy

  • PUT YOUR HONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS

    ..and give the lemon a squeeze!

    Twizzle

  • Bozo the clone !

    Muck about with Test tubes !

    Susy

  • GOD RAVE THE QUEEN

  • THE SLIPPED LETTER DAME

    Guess who this is!

    Twizzle

    No, not me..!

  • CARNE DIEM

    Seize the meat

    Susy

  • AV IT

    Great

  • Compost Mendis

    Head full of ordure.

  • LADIES THAT PUNCH !

    Well to do ladies with an attitude!

    (so gentlemen better watch out... you have been warned)

    Susy

  • ..SO YOU ARE NOT LUNCHING ABOVE YOUR WEIGHT THEN?

    Twizzle

    PS I do hope this does not get like Lunch & Judy!

  • QUID ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM

    99 pence for the proof

  • MEN ERG LIKE SHOES ! - (Shania Twain song)

    Hard workers always being trodden on ! -

    (the poor darlings work ever so hard)

    sarcasm or fact.... you decide....

    Susy

  • GRUNTS FOR ALL HOME OWNERS

    APPLY NOW!

    GORDON

    FREEEPHONE : 0800 No. 10

    grunts@gov.org.con

  • QUIP PRO QUO

    A fast sarcastic reply

    Susy

  • EGWINA CURRY

    A favourite dish of John Major!

    Twizzle

    PS In the interest of balance!

  • LADIES THAT LYNCH !

    When Punching does not do the job.... These well off women will resort to more drastic measures !!!!

    Susy

  • LYNCH MOP

    ..is this why these ladies are so dangerous ?

    Twizzle

  • MARTINI, SHAVEN NOT STIRRED

  • VINI VIDI VINA

    I came I saw I played the Indian banjo

    Susy

  • FEMME FATAL

    -running into Susy,s ""gang"" !!

  • LADIES THAT MUNCH!

    Is that ten sugars in your tea or twelve?!

    Oh the finer things of life!

    Twizzle

  • Hi Susy,

    Where's the lady that punches & lynches?!

    Hope you are OK..

    Weather is glorious here....

    Peter

  • ENNUI OLD IRON

    bored scrapmetal merchants

  • DOCTOR, DOCTOR I KEEP WAKING UP WITH HOT SWEETS

    Lucky Lucky Lucky

    !

    Twizzle

  • NOT FOR LOVE NOR HONEY !

    When money is in short supply ... new sticky and sweet currency perhaps?

    Susy

  • HONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS

    But on the other hand Peanut Butter...

    Twizzle

  • THE SHY WHO LOVES ME

    Very bashful lover

    Susy

  • BUNCH OF GROPES

    Food for the orgy?

    Alan

    xxx

  • WHEY IN DOUBT ?...

    A Confused Dairy Product perhaps ?

    Susy

  • Lard Mays Right

    3 slipped letters.

  • Ticket To Ryde

    ..nice at this time of year

    Twizzle

  • TAKE ME TO YOUR LADDER !

    Martian seeks to climb the greasy pole of Government !

    Susy

  • IS THERE WIFE ON MARS?

    No, Naomi Campbell is banned from flying and besides she only has a battered boyfriend...

    Twizzle

  • JAIL HOUSE RACK

    Punishment for poor taste in music.

    Alan

    x

  • Muppet on a String

    UK Eurosong Winner 1967

  • Do you promise....TO WAVE AND TO HOLD ....

    Easy to do if you can multitask !!!

    Susy

  • FROM THIS WAY FORWARD

    That's if you have no sense of direction!

    Twizzle

  • LEG END IN THE FAKING

    A young David Bowie said that he thought he could 'fake' it as a rock star, but the greatest leg end has to be Sir Cliff Richard!

    Twizzle

  • STATUS FUO

    In a drunken State

    Susy

  • A ROYAL FLASH

    – Don’t think I will see one in my life time!

    Twizzle

  • Sgt Peppers LOVELY Hearts Club Band

    Much more in attune with the Summer Of Love.

  • We are going to have peach even if we have to fight for it.

    Riots expected as Global warming affects the harvest of fresh fruit !

    Susy

  • Do you mean

    Fight them on the peaches?

    (and don't throw any away!)

    Twizzle

  • These prices are hitting me in the packet, and costing me a pocket.

    (Harder than usual times)

    Twizzle

  • Globular Warming

    -underpants are too tight!

  • Like a rhinescone cowboy

    A Scottish sparkly floury treat for cow herders !

    --- well you have your Shepherds Pie... we will have a Scone and Jam !

    Susy

  • ......scarlet Gibbons in her hair....misheard lyric!

  • FROM HEBE TO ETERNITY

    Long journey back from worshipping Greek goddess

    Susy

  • PATTERNITY SUIT

    Designer wear for affiliation proceedings

    Twizzle

  • Prucrastinate

    Insurance company doing what they do best!

    Susy

  • Ambulante Driver !

    Fast Emergency Worker saving on fuel perhaps !

    Susy

  • Taxi for tire

    Going the long, long, long, long, long way round..Zzzzzzz

    Alan

    x

  • All you need is dove !

    (all together now ..... )

    What the Fav Four would have sang if told the world was a dirty place !

    Susy

  • I wanna hold your band

    Keeping in touch with same!

    Alan

    xxx

  • Ashen to ashes ....

    When looking pale is just the start to a one way trip ... !

    Susy

  • We''ll keep a welcome in the pillside.

    Celtic pharmacy.

    Alan

    x

  • MAKE A WASH!

    ..with the Liquid Fairy

    swish swash

    splish splosh

    squish squash

    splash!

    It might not come true, but it will come clean!

    Twizzle

  • SWEAT HOME ALABAMA - Lynyrd Skynyrd classic .....almost !

    Southern State's building without air conditioning !

    Susy

  • SWEAT DREAMS

    Let's not go there!

    Twizzle

  • AEROBITS FOR BEGINNERS

    Classes start for as little as £1 for 3 minutes

    Twizzle

  • The Goof, The Bad and The Ugly

    Re make of old spaghetti western ... with new actors perhaps !... suggestions welcomed !

    Susy

  • the goof ,the bad, and the ugly

    how about jim carey=the goof george clooney=the bad(yummy) and last but no means least lee evans= the ugly

  • GLINT EASTWARD

    ..with goof eye sight!

    Twizzle

  • Hack to the future

    Computer geeks with promotion prospects

    Susy

  • The Longest Gay

    The Invasion of Norman Dy

  • Rack to the Future

    23rd Century punishment.

    Alan

  • Arrested for Possession of Heroine

    could it be that it is a crime to be ... chivalrous now a days!

    Susy

  • Light the Sire

    ..and then retire?

    Alan

    x

  • Heaving on a jet plane ... !

    Fuel costs causing major impact on passengers before take offs!

    Susy

  • Penny Late

    Always trust a woman to be late.

  • NON COMP IS MENTIS

    My computer is not all there!

    Susy

  • The Lion, The Bitch and The Wardrobe

  • The germinator

    someone that sneezes freely !

  • I Came,I Saw,I Conga,d

    Julius Caesar dances into Britain!!

  • Ruckingham Palace

    Bet the corgie's win

  • Rindercella!

    lost her slass glipper

  • It's not just the heat, it's the humanity !

    Ok I know ...two letters changed ... but close enough

    Susy

  • DENTAL SU_GERY

    (Sounds like dental thuggery!)

    R'S ALSO PULLED OUT!

    Twizzle

    as per sign seen today

  • MOP OF THE FORM

    Best haircut in the class?

    Alan

    x

  • The Three Mustgetbeers !

    lads night out-with swords and lovely French women!

  • We will fight them on the peaches""

    Churchill thinking about his dessert

  • BRADFORD & BUNGLEY

    ...that's how it all went wrong!

    Twizzle

  • That's one small step for man, one giant leak for mankind.

    Well, the moon is made of cheese!

  • We all live in a fellow submarine ... a fellow submarine ..

    The cold war is over and we are all friend now ! or is it that

    The navy is full of collage graduates now ? ....

    Susy

  • Tie a yellow Gibbon round the old oak tree....etc

  • I wanna cold your hand

  • GORDON BLOWN

    it!

    Twizzle

    PS His finest hour tonight, or his worst ever...

  • Gordon Brown.....texture like sun..

  • GORDON GROWN

    up to the task? Let's hope so...

    Twizzle

  • GOODON BROWN.

    Our Hero!

  • GORDON BRAWN

    ..the super hero!

    Twizzle

  • Godon brown!

    more like the pooper hero!

    whats the fascination with gordon brown hey boys?

  • ..it's more of a farce-in-the-nation!

    'GOR'-DEN BROWN! (phonetically)

    The new expclamation when your building society disappears or waist-line increases without reason..

    !

    Twizzle

    (bit out dated 'Gordon Bennet')

  • GOD WON BROWN

    Using 'Our Hero' with R slipped

  • or could it be

    GOD-WORN BROWN

    ..here he comes with the financial law tablets from the high mountain again!!

    Twizzle

  • Gordon Broon

    -och ma bawb and jings!!

  • AL'ISFAIR DARLING

    The impartial Chancellor

    ...as in it's all fair tax and credits, darling...

    !

    Twizzle

  • METER MANDELSON

    The clock is running until he resigns for the third time.

    Alan

  • HARRIET BARMAN

    Minister for Ale

  • JOHN PRESHOTT

    Forever remembered for that punch!

    Twizzle

  • TONY BLAIM

    (Iraq)

    Twizzle

  • Tory Blair

    More true than fiction!

    - just following the current topic chain!

    Susy

  • MARGARET SHATCHER

    Biggest A***hole this country has ever had.

  • Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, Et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades - (Latin)

    If you can read this bumper sticker, You are both very well educated and much too close

    ok .. I know more than one letter has been ""slipped"" but .... If I cannot cheat ... who can?!!!

    Susy

  • ePay

    ..are we now paying for the internet boom, with billions spent via credit?!!

    Twizzle

  • Rational Anthem

    Perhaps what AUK's Moderators' sing?

    Susy

  • PICKA LILLY CIRCUS.

    Pictures of Lilly made my life so beautiful - The Who

  • Big Bun

    McDonalds have opened a franchise in the palace of Westminster.

  • BIG BIN

    This is wear they keep the money at the Bank Of England

    Twizzle

  • BIG BON

    Scottish pronunciation

  • Barack Osama

    as McCain/Palin would have us believe

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