A really daft One .

[zaney]

Frozen Crabs & the Blond Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of

frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them

for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's

refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally

responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he

was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them

thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the

intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,

please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up.....so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

[libby7827]

Brilliant, and never a truer word spoken!

[hufferpuffer]

Haha very good! keep em coming!! XXX

[Lynne1955]

Very good!

Lynne xx

[lavender1]

Good one zaney!

[Hidden]

Cracking !

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Good stuff !

[Hidden]

Nice one

[Hidden]

Loved it!! xx

[Hidden]

Nice one.....

[KingoftheCocktails]

What was that about blondes.?

I used to spend a lot of time picking crabs! I lived by the sea side

[Ellena]

Love it Zaney, made me smile x