can you point me to the airport

this guy definitely lost he's been going round in circles for an hour 😅😅😅😅

[CDPO16]

Nah. He's keeping an eye on you 😉

[Hidden in reply to CDPO16]

After my cake recipe 😂😂😂

[sassy59]

I agree with Carole, he’s definitely watching you. Xxxx🥰

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

Or my pie 😂😂 they get nothing from me 😂😂😂

[sassy59 in reply to Hidden]

He can smell the pie. Hope it was good. Xx👍💋😎

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

It was beautiful and to use ketchup as a gravy although I had my doubts I admit defeat it really works 😂😂

[sassy59 in reply to Hidden]

Sounds good xxx

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

Damn Aussies come up with good ideas 😂😂😂

[SORRELHIPPO in reply to Hidden]

When in Fiji, did a short stint as a waitress, the Aussies, who pinched my bum and called me "Sheila" had interesting food tastes. One day I was invited to a beach barbeque, wonderful I thought, roast meats etc. They served, white toasted sandwiches, they were filled with tinned Heinz spaghetti. Imagine them with sand in😱🤢

[Hidden in reply to SORRELHIPPO]

The Aussies may have weird taste but it works and taste good , and they do love a big 😂😂😂

[Jaybird19 in reply to SORRELHIPPO]

wow !

[Hidden in reply to Jaybird19]

Bbq

[Hidden in reply to Jaybird19]

My fat fingers push the wrong button or its predictive text messing up 😂😂😂😂

[Izb1 in reply to SORRELHIPPO]

Yuk!

[Damon1864 Volunteer]

He's waiting for some of your cooking 😂😂😂have a good night and take care 😊 Bernadette and Jack 🐕 xxxxxx 🌻🌻

[Hidden in reply to Damon1864]

Would have passed him a sausage roll happily but don't think it would have stopped there 😅😅

[Suzie42]

I definitely think he is too find you and the pies 🤣🤣🥧

[Hidden in reply to Suzie42]

Damn I'm going to have to go to the mountain and hide like Robert the Bruce me and my pie's 😂😂😂😂

[Suzie42 in reply to Hidden]

Well if you're going Scottish with Robert the Bruce maybe you should make a Tipsy Laird trifle and put some JD in it 🤣🤣🤣

[Hidden in reply to Suzie42]

Maybe a haggis marinated for a week in JD mmm ideas forming

[Suzie42 in reply to Hidden]

I prefer the trifle, not a haggis fan alas

[Hidden in reply to Suzie42]

😂😂😂 if it's covered in JD you could feed me anything 😹😹😹😹

[Suzie42 in reply to Hidden]

🤣🤣

[Hidden in reply to Suzie42]

I would eat the ticks off a flea's back if they we're covered in JD 😂😂😂😂

[Suzie42 in reply to Hidden]

Oh too much info Dave ugh!😂

[Hidden in reply to Suzie42]

😂😂😂😂 happy to put a smile on your face 😂😂

[Maggie_Mae]

You really think he after your pies???No chance it’s the JD 😀

[Hidden in reply to Maggie_Mae]

Right definitely doing a Robert the Bruce me my cakes pies and definitely the JD and vodka going into the mountain 👍🏼😂😂

[Patk1]

So funny 🤣 x

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Glad to have brightned your day , now off to chat up a spider 😹😹😹

[Patk1 in reply to Hidden]

Pls DONOT talk to me about spiders 😢🤮😱x

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Well it's either spider or a ginger rat called Horace 🤣🤣🤣

[Patk1 in reply to Hidden]

Oh NO!

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Sorry Horace feels unloved and unwanted and Henry the spider as packed his Web and scuttled off down the mountain 😞😞😂😂😂😂😂

[Davegt in reply to Patk1]

I second that. They terrify me.

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Our little eight legged friends do a lot of good for the garden and in the house 😂😂

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

No I start shaking and go into panic mode. I couldn't get close enough to put in a glass then outside. I go into Dalek mode "exterminate exterminate". I know it is irrational but I have always been the same.

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Arachnophobia is very common in people it's one of the most popular phobias

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

I wouldn't say popular but common. Lol Anyway I like your new name Florence. It reminds me of Magic Roundabout.

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Ok kiddies time for bed boing boing wouldn't want a spring up my behind though 😂🤣🤣

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Lol. I'd forgotten that bit. Amazing how your brain shuts out distressing things. Lol 👠👠 A present for you. Hope they fit.

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Stuff me I'm size eleven I'll never fit in them 😂😂😂😂😂 anyway mine have eight inch heels 😂😂😂

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Oh sorry. Well you know what they say "it's the thought that counts". 😂

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

I appreciate the offer but have you tried to get your foot in your phone 😅😅😅

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Lol. I like it. Two shoes you would need two phones. Never seen a size eleven phone though. 😎

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Funny I haven't either 🤣☺️🤣

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

This will make you laugh I have two major phobias rats and needles yet I had a pet rat from pet shop and I have 67 tattoos 😂😂😂 fear is wild rats and needles at hospital or doctors 😂😂

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

A rat not my first choice for a pet. Needles don't bother me. I always ask the nurse or phlebotomist to be gentle. Sometimes they take 3 or 4 phial worth and I say "eh leave a bit for me".

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

I've been coughing lots of brown blood the bad stuff they don't seem to want that 😂😂

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Oh dear that doesn't sound good. Better ease off singing in the shower.

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

It's every time I cough, I have lesions in my left lung which is almost collapsed so each coughing bouts pulling the lungs

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Had the cough for over a year

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Oh dear I am sorry to hear that. Are you having any treatment?

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

It's end stage which means not long to go before I get my wings and harp Which I'm chipping in for a jet and drumset 😂 I laugh because if I didn't I would be a total wreck 👍🏼👍🏼

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Oh Dave I am so sorry to hear that. But I am so glad that you are able to maintain your sense of humour. What is the point in being miserable in the time that you have. I am sure it can't be easy but I admire you for your determination to keep your spirit up. Please take care. 🙏

🙏🙏🙏

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

I'm 2000 miles away from everything I love with no chance of returning I'm surrounded by foreign people none are family and basically I'll die alone so I got to keep my sense of humour and laugh at everything . I would go mad if I hadn't got my humour

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

I hope our bit of playful banter helped a little tonight. Now I must have something to eat. Not had anything all day. My little dog has had his 2 meals but nothing for me yet.

I will sign off for now.

Please take care. 🙏

🙏🙏🙏

[Hidden in reply to Davegt]

Helped loads Go enjoy your dinner and take care 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🙏

[Davegt in reply to Hidden]

Ah bless you and thanks.

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Go get your dinner you need fuel in the tank 😂😂😂🙏🙏

[Patk1 in reply to Davegt]

I have an electric batsome people wld say cruel but its only way i can cope x

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Hypnosis is a good way to get over your fear

[Patk1 in reply to Hidden]

Hmm..i dont think it would work for me.im not very responsive to hypnosis and autosuggestion - too stubborn.))

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Ok well I hereby decree no spiders will ever bother you again under the sentence of being zapped or stood on 😂😂😂😂😂

[Patk1 in reply to Hidden]

Ha i cant stand on the big ones 😱 its the electric bat every time...Thanku..i hope they pay attention.i allso make up a spray with essential oils to ward them off 😁

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Perhaps a moat full of acid would be a better option 😹😹😹😹

[Hidden]

brightened up your day

[madonbrew]

Definitely in agreement with everyone else! He’s after you, your pies and your JD!

[Hidden in reply to madonbrew]

I'm hiding in a cave in the mountains and not coming back until he has gone 😅😅 just got to get my cooker up here 😂😂😂

[madonbrew in reply to Hidden]

….a bbq?

[Hidden in reply to madonbrew]

No my oven I'll find a generator for electric 😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to madonbrew]

Right I have a new plan , I'm shaving my moustache off I'm going to wear a pink toutou and call myself Florence wear a blonde wig and shave my legs then I don't have to move

[madonbrew in reply to Hidden]

That’s a really funny picture of you! Especially the tutu!

[Hidden in reply to madonbrew]

I am quite comfortable in a tutu 😊😊😂😂 I did happen to forget the black fishnets and red high heels

[Patk1 in reply to Hidden]

Lol

[Hidden in reply to Patk1]

Glad you had a giggle at me in fishnets I happen to have a good pair of legs for fishnets 😹😹😹😹😹

[Wonderboy6]

Brill photo 📸 📷 🖼 🤳 👍 👌 daveyboy, as usual. Good morning to you, my friend. Hope you had a bearable night. Totally enjoyed elvis the movie, boy playing elvis did a superb job. Dont care what anyone says, to me he was always 💯 the king.

[Hidden in reply to Wonderboy6]

And Freddie Mercury will always be queen 👑👑😂👍🏼 glad you had a good night buddy .

[Wonderboy6 in reply to Hidden]

Too right, queen best group of all time, elvis, king of all time. Dimash kudeilbergan best singer in the world.

[Hidden in reply to Wonderboy6]

Sorry me in the shower best singer hey nine out of ten cats prefer me 🤣🤣🤣

[Wonderboy6 in reply to Hidden]

Silly sod, haha.

[Hidden in reply to Wonderboy6]

It comes with age and if you shake it to much apparently 😂😂😂

[Davegt in reply to Wonderboy6]

I have never heard anyone else like Dimash. His range is amazing and his very soft breathy to very loud throughout the range is unbelievable.

[Wonderboy6 in reply to Davegt]

So very emotional 😢 Crystal 🔮 clear, just plain beautiful voice. Critics agree that he is the best singer in the world 🌎. He is also a very nice person, looking after people from his home area, loves ❤️ the kids. ✅️

[peege]

Checking for fires

[Hidden in reply to peege]

The helecopter pilot was definitely after my JD stash 😂😂😂

[Jaybird19]

fire spotter ? or that type of helicopter is used or transporting troops here in UK. They sometimes fly over my house on low level corridor. usually 3 of them.

Or are you being invaded ?????

[Hidden in reply to Jaybird19]

Definitely not fire Spotter we have a lot of airspace invasion from Turkey usually we have the fighter jets fly over or the Apache helicopters but recently the chinucks fly around from their base other side of the island to the civilian airport

[Alberta56]

That's a military chopper. He's spying on you. Tell him nothing- unless you can put a large message on the roof saying 's* d off.

[Hidden in reply to Alberta56]

Yes Greek 😂😂😂 they love food so just know he's after my cake and pie's 😂😂😂😂