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Self Isolating Couple. (Joke)

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Young self isolating couple needing time alone from their 8 year old son.

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'little time together' with their 8 year-old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;

‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.

‘An ambulance just drove past’

‘Looks like the Andersons have visitors,’ he called out.

‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

‘Jason is on his skateboard!

After a few moments he announced, ‘The Coopers are having it off!

Startled , his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’

‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.’

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sassy59

Ha ha, made me laugh Johnem. Xxxx

Yeah, that was a good one. 😂👍

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A little self interpretation makes it :-)

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Izb1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very funny x

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