.Little boy gets home from school and says
''Dad I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years''.
His dad replies
''Never mind son.Maybe next time you'll get a SPEAKING PART.''
Richard
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Hidden 11 years ago
Ha Ha Ha and Ha b.......y Ha. I've been married 36 years and he is allowed to speak, (when spoken to)
loved it Tina x
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I don't expect he can get a word in edgeways any way!
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Hidden 11 years ago
We have been married for 53 years maybe I should think about giving him a speaking part soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He has probably forgotten how to speak!
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He is allowed to say what would you like for breakfast ditto for lunch and dinner. That's quite enough chat for any guy.
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Nice one Richard. How very true.
Bobby
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Now I know why you have so much to say on here.Can't speak at home Eh?
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No Richard, she has forbidden it. lol
Bobby
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Hidden 11 years ago
It's 33years for us. I am allowed, "would you like a cup of tea?" I get into trouble when i make myself a brew and forget to speak!
Thanks for the smile!
Kevin
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It is a terrible situation to be in,but we just have to grin and bear it.
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I was married to the first wife for 35 years. If wifey 2 misbehaves I just say, Rememember what happened to wife number 1.
Bobby
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I bet you don't dare ..............
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I do... Honestly. Mind you, I run as soon as I've said it.
Bobby xxx
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LOL xx
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I thought you would have a lot to say on this topic.
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40 years this year for us, hoping he'll ask what sort of setting I want my ruby ring in but I think it will be one of his quiet days. Thanks for the jokes KOTCs
Lib x
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You only have yourself to blame if he has lost the art of speaking
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My hubby wasn't taught this lesson when in school & suffers greatly from over speaking! Still he,s learning now
Karen
xxxx
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Silence is golden.Sometimes.Most of the time!!!
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Hidden 11 years ago
oh, ha ha.
Women are the gentle race, we always listen to men.
Then we go and do what we want......................
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How can you listen when you don't let us speak in the first place
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Hidden 11 years ago
42 years and still going strong, I wear the trousers in this house welllll 1/2 of a trouser leg left.
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Is that your wifes trousers??????????????
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Hidden 11 years ago
Husband says: Married for 55 years - get less for murder.!!!
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He muttered that under his breath,not allowed to speak
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You men are so --- well, just cant think of he word I want.
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Gorgeous????????????????
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You are kidding or are you? Show your face - George Clooney!
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Not him.I'm good looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL never been married but that seems about right to me xx
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Very good haha!
Liz x
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